GENEVA CONVENTION SUBMISSION: STEEM WARS OFFICIAL ROLL CALL

sirknight (67) in steemwars • 7 years ago (edited)

With respect to the ‘The Geneva Conventions of 1949 and Additional Protocols and their Commentaries,’ we make the following submission to the ‘International Committee of the Red Cross':

“TEAM AUSTRALIA of STEEMIT' issues formal notice of imminent Warfare, in accordance with the FOUR treaties and THREE additional protocols of the 'Geneva Convention'. On 1 July 2017, we WILL launch simultaneous attacks across FOUR fronts being:

The Philippines.
The United States of America.
Great Britain.
New Zealand.

The official roll for the STEEM WARS are provided in the following annexures.

Please ensure that representatives of the International Red Cross are present to provide aid and protection to the sick and wounded of armed forces on the field, wounded, sick, and shipwrecked members of armed forces at sea, prisoners of war, and civilians.”

End.

SirKnight

SECRETARY TEAM AUSTRALIA

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Team Philippines

https://steemit.com/teamphilippines/@tjpezlo/steemwars-team-philippines-call-to-action

Major General @tjpezlo has called on his countrymen to stand and fight - and they have risen in numbers!

The following 71 brave soles of Team Philippines have taken the ancient Sanduguan blood compact, vowing to defend their island archipelago and destroy everything Australian, except for the 'telecommunications systems'... because they own those already.

@noynavs @entheos @darthnava @joemz @kawal @shiribabe @gennie @jenmolon @alenjoe @juvyjabian @johndarcy1994 @lapilipinas @unhorsepower777 @immarojas @hulkbuster @joanaltres @cjclaro @awesomenyl @englishtchrivy @carlobelgado @pinagpala @allmonitors @lauriejane @johndarcy1994 @philippinetrail @bearone @jeanelleybee @saisei @beng05 @luvabi @deveerei @haneun @arnel @fernwehninja @onnionfillet @iamjammartinez @adevaesparago @dar @grazz @lette92 @jeseemei @yehey @monkeypattycake @chelseaside @mariayves0912 @idamagbag @reynarojas @deism12 @arrliinn @renepaolo @lovysteem @emerge @bellatravelph @fernwehninja @shote.sai @belle.julz @secto @splice @haleyaerith @sasha.shade @howie @dreamiely @roytc123 @hulkbuster @topsnav @themanualbot @trendings.online @tjpezlo @marylizacaindoy @saisei @zararina

Team Philippians reinforcements on route to defensive outposts!

Team USA

They planned on sending to STEEM WARS, the toughest and bravest warriors to ever exist... these guys...

However due to a legal injunction by the 'World Wildlife Fund,' they have ended up sending... these guys...

@swenger @walkingkeys @sanchez @franzia @the-scuba-sherpa @fronttowardenemy @bitcoinforblonds @b-n-angel @bruckdashel @imagin8orr @joshsigurdson @nedspeaks @stackin @travelersmemoire

To be lead by their very own Paul Revere, Colonel @swenger

https://steemit.com/steemwars/@swenger/usa-where-are-paul-revere-is-summoning-us-to-gather-against-the-impending-aussie-steemvasion

Team Britain

In the service of Her Majesty, Queen Lizzy II, will be:
@tremendospercy @podod @abh12345 @flatrider @sixteen4nachist @zoobeedoo @gmuxx @rickyjrx @zeus1 @stormriderstudio @scarletleonard @outerground @adamm @crytobeard @bisade @the-sassy-owl @hopehuggs @medaliciousmango @perceptualflaws @ckz

Team New Zealand

In final dress rehearsals for their Steem Wars (Thriller) Haka, representing Team New Zealand will be:
@biglipsmama @trevor.george @girlwithavoice @alicaonline @adsactly @sift666

Other registered Steem War participants in various duties and operations are:

@adamhole @amberyooper @ardina @ausbitbank @aussiesteem @b-n-angel @bearone @bekahluu @bibek @bitcoinforblonds @blapone420 @bobvghn @brendio @bruckdashel @bulleth @choogirl @crypticus @cryptodog @danielsaori @davidk @daydreams4rock @dazman @dethie @dewallenband @dirtfoot @dreamiely @ecuadorianin @elissahawke @elviento @encryptcy @g-dubs @galenkp @globalfoodbook @gohba.handcrafts @hanshotfirst @headlessjess @heff @holoz0r @imagin8orr @irfo1 @jackmiller @jasonstaggers @jeanelleybee @jeff001 @jkara @joshsigurdson @jyoungking2 @karabrick @krystle @leoplaw @louisbettong @lucky.digger @lulita @marjocay @mattclarke @mauver @meme.for.steme @mikepedro @mila7272 @msekh @msg768 @mumofmany @naquoya @nedspeaks @nerdylab @nextgen622 @nisarunnisah88 @nolnocluap @ozmaga @ozzy-vega @perceptualflaws @polichick @positivesteem @sammie @sassal @scooter77 @seablue @shellyduncan @silverbug @sirknight @sixteen4narchist @slefesteem @snooway @speda @speed-harry @stackin @steemtruth @stephen-somers @stocka @strapped @stripedgiraffe @swenger @swolesome @tarazkp @thatgermandude @the-fillosopher @thehomesteadlife @themagus @tomekkk @tradetotravel @trafalgar @tremendospercy @urs @wakeupworldnews @wendles @wishmaiden @ryivhnn @travelersmemoire @buzzbeergeek @vhinz88 @yehey @pvtrickheaton @marcfrvncis @nezaigor @diginaut @bigbear @annhoyblog @truthandanarchy @jsekh @biglipsmama @kenchung @dwongch @jonno-katz @loyalty1738 @markfitzgerald @adammad @yeshuafreak @sammosk @disl8r @turtler @jwmackay @lenscape @finance2nomad,

With thanks as always to @bearone for the Aussie native animal images.
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@bearone/team-australia-steemwars-aussie-icons-edition
Other credits include:
https://www.icrc.org/en/who-we-are
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/505810601871442870
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/151152131217387585/
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/505810601871442870

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7 years ago by sirknight (67)

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msg768 (65) · 7 years ago (edited)

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stormriderstudio (52) · 7 years ago

"Sir.... sir?"

"Yes yes Cartwright, what is it?"

"Well sir, a message has just arriv.."

"Spit it out lad, quit prevaricating and stand to attention when you address an officer of Her Majesties Steem Powered Forces"

"It's the Aussies sir, fahsands of 'em, they want a war sir"

"So they indeed? Pour another tea now, there's a good lad. A war eh..."

"Can we win sir?"

"My boy, we are the British Empire, the long arm of Queen Elizabeth II herself and we do not ask such questions for to doubt our success is tantamount to treason, not to mention lunacy... It's not a matter of whether we 'can' win boy, we 'WILL' win. We made that damn country when we sent the scum and villainy from our jails there, we can damn well unmake it!"

"But sir, what about the Drop Bears?"

"I've never met a drop bear yet that could stand up to a line of infantry firing 3 rounds per minute in any weather followed by a bayonet charge. They don't like it up em lad, they most certainly do not..."

"I'm scared sir, why us sir?"

"Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us. Now go round up the men, see they have their tea rations packed and ready, we're off to war."

As the young private left I sipped my tea thoughtfully, a war eh? We can match their drop bears but what the hell do we do about the kangaroo cavalry...?

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

This is terrific - don't waste it in the comments section though - get it posted to #steemwars and #teamaustralia

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stormriderstudio (52) · 7 years ago

I was just talking with @gmuxx about turning this into a series of short stories in a steampunk/colonial style.

I was never much of a writer, more an amusing commentator, but I really enjoyed writing that. It was only quick too, just dialogue.

The feedback is much appreciated!

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diginaut (50) · 7 years ago (edited)

MOAB (mother of all bears) prepared and ready for deployment. SIR!! @sirknight #teamaustralia #steemwars

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Well - load them on the planes too please diginaut.

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marcfrvncis (50) · 7 years ago

Resteemed! :D Can't wait!

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Thanks Marc.

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tremendospercy (65) · 7 years ago (edited)

Dude you are the man.
We do have more recruits and as our SF soldiers are the best in the world, I won't worry about the numbers.
There could be 100,000 yanks and I wouldn't lose any sleep, cut them off from trans fats and they're screwed.
Did you see my latest post? You have a starring role in the story. My success has been in part because of meeting you.
https://steemit.com/minnowsupportproject/@tremendospercy/finding-discordy-a-minnows-tale
Enjoy bro.

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Haven't read it yet but I will in the morning, promise - can barely keep my eyes open now. SK.

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tremendospercy (65) · 7 years ago

No worries buddy.
You and I on an adventure. With a wasted Aussie witness!!!!!!

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waniowski (40) · 7 years ago

waltzing mathilda moves..

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splice (29) · 7 years ago

make love not war.. i mean spread love :)
"May the steem be with us"

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secto (46) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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secto (46) · 7 years ago

ready sir

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vhinz88 (52) · 7 years ago

Always ready, sir!

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Know you are vhinz88 - you are a good soldier!

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vhinz88 (52) · 7 years ago

I hope I am...

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sixteen4narchist (4) · 7 years ago

If the Queen had balls she'd be the King. I hate her sm :( But nice, Steem Wars!

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randowhale (67) · 7 years ago

This post received a 0.8% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @sirknight! For more information, click here!

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

0.8%?? 'Send 2 Steem or 2 SBD to @randowhale with the URL of the post you'd like @randowhale to vote on and receive a vote between 1-50%!'

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randowhale (67) · 7 years ago

You're looking at an old post.

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

I apologise. SK.

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wishmaiden (63) · 7 years ago

HAHA! :D

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dreamiely (63) · 7 years ago

I suddenly find myself in a tight spot. As much as I love being the teamaustralia philippine ambassador, I would wish to serve with my countrymen in defending our turf. After all, au did launch the attack, and im an advocate of peace, but given that we are left with no choice, we would hold our ground in this battle. @sirknight, rest assured that if a peaceful settlement is achieved after the war, I would again wholeheartedly embrace my ambassadorship.

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Consider your Ambassadorship temporarily suspended ; ) - good luck dreamiely. SK.

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dreamiely (63) · 7 years ago

Thank you kind sir.
Now, let the battle begin! ^_^

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nickdavison (54) · 7 years ago

@sirknight please add me to #teamgb, thanks.

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Just go for it Nick - make your team proud. I am sure @tremendospercy will be on the lookout for you. SK.

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nickdavison (54) · 7 years ago

Thanks @sirknight, just posted my first post for #teamgb :)

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buzzbeergeek (73) · 7 years ago

Hmmm.... A war? I registered for? Maybe some more info?

Why 100% powerup? You lose 1/3rd of potential powerup that way. Sell SBDs at an exchange, there are pumps far and wide nowadays!

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

I thought the with the current fall in the price of steem it might be advantageous. Still getting my head round the exchanges.

You can be in it buzz - which team you on?

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buzzbeergeek (73) · 7 years ago

Any is fine! As long I am in a team! :D

You profit from what exchanges give you above 1$ for SBD, disregard STEEM in this case. Steemit pays you like SBD is 1$ and it is more on exchanges. You don't get SBD with 100% powerup

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

How about giving the Kiwi's a hand buzz.

OK so am I right in saying buy STEEM under $1SBD and accumulate SBD above? Will consider this. At present I do prefer STEEM POWER - so willing to pay a premium. SK.

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buzzbeergeek (73) · 7 years ago

Steem and SBD are two separate altoins, when you choose 100% you don't get any SBD. When you choose 50/50 you get half steem and half SBD. But! Steemit pays out SBD like it is worth 1$! It isn't! It is worth MORE! IF! If you sell it at the exchanges.

No need to pay premium. Sell SBD for premium!

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

OK will go with the 50/50 and watch your blog for further exchange tips Buzz.

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buzzbeergeek (73) · 7 years ago

MOre info here

https://steemit.com/steem/@bacchist/psa-don-t-select-100-sp-rewards

Good luck!

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gmuxx (67) · 7 years ago

Will there be tea breaks?

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teamaustralia (52) · 7 years ago

Only for the British. SK.

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gmuxx (67) · 7 years ago

In that case Sir, tally ho!

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scooter77 (67) · 7 years ago

Tea? With china? and little fingers too?

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ronmamita (50) · 7 years ago

@sirknight Ha-ha, the wars are escalating on steemit 😃

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

Yes they are ron - how are you today?

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anahowa210 (45) · 7 years ago

i love the technoligy when serve good porpose

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ryivhnn (65) · 7 years ago

I'm here. Do you need anything in particular before I make things up as I go? :)

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

What would you like to contribute to the war effort @ryivhnn?

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ryivhnn (65) · 7 years ago

Hm, ever really been part of a war effort before. I'm usually one for diplomacy, subterfuge and occasionally an anime-proportioned banhammer about twice my size behind my back like no one can see it.

_{Okay so I have been known to charge in screaming when I've had enough or if it makes for a good distraction/confusion}

I can do occasionally ridiculous character avatars from people's usernames (at least semi-frequent conversations also helps). Like this one from yours:

Please excuse my <10min sketch, they look more like

when done (but I wasn't going to leave you 15+ hours waiting for a response XP). Would that be of any use?

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago (edited)

Bloody love it ryivhnn... would you like to be the official Steem Wars cartoonist?

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ryivhnn (65) · 7 years ago

Sure. If people want character avatars sketchy ones like

it should be done within the day I start, the more hardcore ones like in my previous comment is more like days/weeks depending what else I have going XD

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

I would rather cartoons to describe the war efforts - simple one like the one you did for me.

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ryivhnn (65) · 7 years ago

Sure, pencils and rough inks are a hell of a lot quicker ;D

Give me a moment (or several) to finish testing (I hate testing but either that or sites potentially explode DX) and buy some pavlova and I'll neaten that one up and post it either later today or sometime tmorrow.

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sirknight (67) · 7 years ago

How you doing ryivhnn? You up to being the head cartoonist for the STEEM WARS - this would involve judging as well - the quick pencil sketches would be perfect - official announcement will be made tonight...

Can you give me a quick STEEM WARS sketch to lead into my post - I will use the SirKnight one as well.

Do you have a sketch for yourself too?

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swenger (58) · 7 years ago

Since I did not see an @teamaustralia entry yet in Memechallenge #23 (run by @fibra59), someone took the "liberty" of entering one. What? Steemit is completely transparent? So my secret, undercover, covert, preemptive strike will now be public knowledge? I can't blame the Russians? This is going to be a whole new battlefield, quite possibly the first transparent, intercontinental conflict.

Why did Al Gore have to invent the internet? Without it, we wouldn't be facing this international crisis. Fortunately, no one can prove Satoshi Nakamoto was American, otherwise we would really have to take responsibility for the impending skirmishes.