It used to be the only orange people seen outside of Dutch football fans were Oompaloompa's. Not any more.....
Steemwars Orange Tuesday 10$BD Caption Contest. Fake Tans!
It used to be the only orange people seen outside of Dutch football fans were Oompaloompa's. Not any more.....
That last lady went passed tan, she went for charcoal color. Next level of tan only Sponge Bob can pull off:
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I know right, people are so shallow these days.
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Damn, I should have closed my eye's in the tanning booth!
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That was you??!! 😂
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NO lol!
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Dude: "Do you have a boyfriend Katie?"
Katie: "No, I'm still waiting for the right orangutan"
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Bahaha well played, teamgb.
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Thx buddy.
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Thanks. Upvoted. Resteemed. Followed.
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Hey thanks dude.
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Guy: Who's that wanker taking our photo?
Katie: It's that pervert @Tremendospercy again. He keeps following me around. I got this awesome tan to disguise myself. Do you think he knows its me?
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You are the winner, well done for including and insulting me. ;-)
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Thank you. It is the first thing I have ever won on SteemIT. I am honored and happy to continue with the insults!
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Stop outing me for f*ck sake 😂
I'm supposed to be undercover dude.
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You forgot my favourite - boehner orange (search for it on google - too funny)
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He is a Boner, f*cking crying all the time. 😂😂😂😂
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Yep - I think you Brits were late to that party. The GOP invented the 'I'm so cool I'm orange' look
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Ironically, only the clowns had the sense not to turn themselves orange with fake tan.. Something has gone drastically wrong in old Blighty lol.
I think we should follow standard protocol here, and figure out a way to blame this on the Americans as a matter of urgency :)
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It is their fault, just like everything shit that pervades our shores.
Apart form the stuff I like of course. 😜
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Those fake tans are moderately terrifying O_O
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I literally stop in the street to laugh some days. It's out of control.
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We don't need the fake tans here!! But they are stil around!
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Katie: How's my tan looking Stan..
Stan: Looks a little pricey, alrighty..
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Truly awful mate - enough to scare us Aussies out of Britain.
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I know right!
What a freak show, how ya doin SK?
Did you see my Codfather piece yesterday?
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That's OK - We can come to you and look that awful too!!!!! Our over toasted look travels well!!!! Those tan lines are to die for!!!! xxxx
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Dude: Katie that shade of plasti-dip becomes you!
Katie: yeah but when can I move my lips??
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MORON: Excuse me... I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's laws of gravitation, you're attracted to me too!!!
KATIE: What the f$K you talking about d%khead - I stopped sh*gging that dude Newton ages ago
GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA: Oompa, Lumpa, Doopity Doo, I wouldn't sh*g that and neither should you !!!
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Fanboy: Katie, Katie, I used the same fake tan you recommended on that tv show. Can I get a selfie?
Katie: Sure.
Fanboy: Sooooo, are your boobs as orange as your face?
Katie: Fuck you. I'm not a page 3 girl anymore. I have kids! (proceeds to kick him in the balls. Not shown)
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MORON: Hey Katie! You look like one of those Oompa Loompa.
KATIE: Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee!
MORON: ... You can always go to the factory for a residency!
KATIE: ...
KATIE: ...
KATIE: Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee!
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Hilarious my friend, orange you glad I asked you to send this to me. Alright its late and I am all out of witty remarks! Thanks for the share, i shall sleep on your contest and get back to you!
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Thx for checking in
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Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by TremendosPercy from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, and someguy123. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows and creating a social network. Please find us in the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.
If you like what we're doing please upvote this comment so we can continue to build the community account that's supporting all members.
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Some of these are just too creepy xD
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I found even worse ones but I didn't want to scare the readers! 😂
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Now I'm curious xD
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This post has received a sweet gift of Dank Amps in the flavor of 25.00 % upvote from @lovejuice thanks to: @tremendospercy. Vote for Aggroed!
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Thank you so much, I voted for him a long time ago.
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Dude: "I hope this camera is working, so I can show all my mates"
Katie Price: "I hope this camera is working, I need to deposit all the cum I've taken up all holes tonight. Oh, too late"
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