A boy meets a ghost. The ghost is also a young man.
Little boy: How did you die?
Ghost: I got hit by a car.
Little boy: Were you trying to cross the road?
Ghost: Something like that.
Little boy: What do you mean?
Ghost: I was trying to save someone.
Little boy: But why?
Ghost: I didn’t want her to get hurt.
Little boy: You sacrificed your life for the one you loved? I bet she’s sad now because she lost you.
Ghost: No, she’s happy, because the one I saved was her boyfriend…