JOKE AFTER JOKE

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Hi steemians, we all were presuming it but we never think that out of this form, at least I believe it this way. In these times of conspiracies, blows of condition and of attempts that one does not know if they are true in so much announcing them and they are given ever, Merentes and Marcos Torres him went forward to all those that are put in these occupations. The Sebin expert organism in develar all these studdings that have Diosdado very worried and I Mature, it was unable to discover the snare that the cherubs of the economy chavista him had prepared to the village.


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And I say that we all were presuming what was going to happen because he was feeling in the economic environment. But it turns out that the attempt develado and announced by the high government, the three did not give it tenienticos of the aviation. Not gentleman, two personal details gave it in chief of the high civic military control like they are Merentes and Marcos Torres. They in a bold operation took the Toucan from him artillado that had the conspirators and took off olímpicamente towards the history. The two were feeling very satisfied, were going to expire with the tidy mission, (probably because of it it was that in the sebin there became the pendejos) Especially Merentes who to every moment was saying to Marcos Torres. " Calm my general, that I have a bojote of flight schedule since I am handling the economy of the government from the hangars of the BCV " Frames was agreing and nevertheless a small fríito was feeling within that had it almost frozen. Is my general prepared? If, I answer terse Marcos Torres. Then put comfortably that there we go. Immediately I tread on the accelerator of the Toucan and it spent it low for the whole national geography stopping to fall the bombs only there kill people that the plane was containing. The first unload was the one that was containing the dollar to 6,30. What did he look like to him my general? Frames it was not answering of the scared thing that was.

But the mathematician who knows all, was that it was dancing in a leg and was continuing cotorreando. This one is a plan very good elaborated to confuse to the masses, is so so not even the Sebin could develarlo. The one who is going to think that this dollar is to cover 70 % of the basic needs? Is not my general like that? Pero Marcos was still immune to Merentes's gossip, of frozen, it remained dry completely. One press the belt my general who now is comes the good thing, and immediately I unload the second deadly load of the Toucan. The hatches were opened stopping to fall dollars of the sicad to 12,00 that before falling down in land already were for eighty bolivars causing the most drastic devaluation that has suffered some country. His effect was at once: The meat, the flour of maize, the sugar, the milk, the cheese, and the whole length etc. Of goods and services they began to rise of price. The effect was devastating.

The people which zombi was walking across looking for something that to eat, already not to the tails they were stopping him. Already it could not pay even the transport because the MPPT raised the passage in 40 %. In the interim of this attempt tucánico, the plane was continuing in his low flight causing distress in the population where it was happening. They all were looking at the sky saying: look it is a hurricane, a bullet, is superman. Not, he said in very old gentleman. This he is a gentleman called Merentes whom I knew in the UCV when it was doing the kino for the MVR and who now as guru of the economy chavista thinks that there are known they all and the only thing that makes commit an outrage against the salary of all of us. The plane since it was equipped with the highest technology in sound, Merentes could listen to the comment of the viejito gave a return of 360 degrees to the dismal toucan and almost to evenness with the soil it went on on the group of the people who of pod were saved being left to fall down on the area. The fright not only was for the settlers, but also for Marcos Torres who went out of his silence saying: cunt, Merentes like that spent the hand to you. Trunk of fright you have given me. Calm my general, that I what I do. Of you see in when they it is necessary to give a sustico to the masses in order that they do not criticize so much and in order that they know who they are those who give the orders, ripostó Merentes putting skull thoroughly to the Toucan towards Caracas.

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