THE COMPLAINT

I shall never forget the afternoon the cow broke into our garden and damaged my father's brand new wrought-iron gate.

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(1) Therefore you can imagine my consternation when, sitting at home one afternoon and taking the opportunity of doing some serious reading while the rest of the family were out, i heard shouting. Looking up from my books, I saw a cow in the garden just disappearing round the corner on it way to the back of the compound.
I rushed out, wondering how on earth it could have got into the garden as I shut the gate myself bolted it firmly into the ground, when my parents left the house.
The Fulani cattlemen were already in the garden chasing the cow, and as i got to the front door, I saw it disappearing again this time through the front gate.

(2) What a mess that gate was, my parent's precious gate! It was now no more than a bent, misshapen piece of metal.
But i must get moving; I thought to myself. I must get hold of the cattlemen and take them with me to the police station.
There was one nearby.
Atlas, i had got moving too late. When I looked down the road the cattlemen and the cattle had already disappeared.
You d' better go straight to the police station and report it; said one helpful passer - by.

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(3). I ran all the way, arrive breathless and managed just to pant out, Good evening, officer. I want to report that a cow has broken down our brand new and expensive wrought-iron gates.

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The officer on duty looked at me silently for fully a minute as if he had not heard aright. Then he scratched his head and, leaning over the counter, said, You want to report that a cow has broken down a gate?
Yes i replied if we hurry we could meet them.
Now just a minutes. I can't go rushing off just like that, you know. Do i take it you wish to lay a formal complaint?
"I suppose so, if that's what you call it; I said, impatiently. Can we go now? Unless we are very quick, we shall never catch them.

Oh, dear me, no; he said as he reached for a large book lying at the other end of the counter. Formal complaint must be laid in writing. I write and you sign.
And he reached for his pen.
He looked round at the clock on the iron table behind him.

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Time the complaint was made was almost 6 p. m. Date: twenty- third of December 2017. That's right, isn't it? As he spoke, he was writing, very slowly and carefully, in the big book.
Yes, of course, I said. I was getting more impatient.
Name and address, please, ' he went on. Your place of residence, not the P. M. B. number.

He wrote them down as he wrote everything, very carefully and very, very slowly. I could hardly bear it. Then he said, And now I should like like you to tell me in your own words exactly what took place at the above address at approximately 6 p. m. On the twenty-third of December 2017.' He looked at me expectantly.

(4) I controlled my impatience there couldn't be much chance now of catching up with the Fulani cattlemen and told him.
I was, I said, sitting studying in the living room quite alone, as all the family had gone out, when I heard shouting, and then saw a cow disappearing round the corner of the house. I knew I had bolted the gate when my parent left, so I couldn't think how it had got in. But by the time I rushed out, the cattlemen had chased the cow out through the gate which was badly damaged largely, I presumed, when the cow had forced its way in. I repeated what the passer-by had said and described how I had come at once to the police station.

And in what condition was the gate when you reached it? asked the police man.
It was bent right out of shape; I said.
And what do you consider the damaged was worth? That is what do you estimate it will cost to repair it? he asked.
I really had no idea, bit i made a guess and he wrote it down. Then he said he was going to write out my statement in proper form, and ask me to take a seat ' while he did so. After writing out my statement i signed on the dotted line which he had carefully drawn with his ruler.

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And now; he said, we'll set about catching that animal. Believe it or not till date the police man is still in search of the cattlemen and the cow.