LIFE CAN GET COMPLICATED / repost from 2 yrs ago

manorvillemike (65) in story • 5 years ago

Life Can Get Complicated )))
I live with a platinum blonde and her three kids. They're not my kids but hers from unknown fathers.

We also have three other kids living with us that this brunette friend of mine could no longer provide for.

The Blonde was mighty jealous at first but simmered down after a couple beers. Right now there is harmony in the house.

If that isn't enough there are my three adopted boys, now grown men living in the basement. The younger one going through a sex change.

Lets see that's 9 kids and 2 adults. Oh yeah the Brunette comes around when her kids aren't here for a hand out, so we have to include her too.

The 6 younger kids are home schooled by the blonde's older sister which I don't get along with. She is a neat freak and drives me nuts.

Well that's about it, Oh yeah one more thing,

there's another one on the way and this one "might be" mine.****************
photo source ... duckduckgo

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Disclaimer.... This is really a parody of my 10 house cats and 1 outside cat.

The Platinum Blonde is Mommy aka GG, aka Good Girl

Her 3 kids are Bingo, Bear and Gerry

The Brunette is Scary Mary the outside cat that comes around for a handout.

Her 3 kids in the lap of luxury and Home Schooled by me.

Three kids in the basement are Larry, Curly and Dexter.

I lied about the blonde / Mommy Cat being pregnant... Had her fixed at the get go.

Whysoserious logo stolen from @dumar022 for this one and only post.

Please don't red flag me @dumar022 :-))

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5 years ago by manorvillemike (65)

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minismallholding (69) · 5 years ago

This reminds me of a poem I loved as a child. It ends with the line, "If you really don't want to be owned by a cat, you'd better not answer the door!"

manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Yep.... I've opened the door 11 times now...:-)

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johannpiber (72) · 5 years ago

First I thought, what a lucky man, but then I began to feel sorry for you until almost the end of the post when Scary Mary meowed on me 😉
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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Thanks @johannpiber glad you had fun with it as much as I have living it....

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johannpiber (72) · 5 years ago

We have one cat only and that's enough, but reading your story was great fun and made my day a good day 👍🙂

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

COOL

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johannpiber (72) · 5 years ago

Thank you very much Mike @manorvillemike 🙂

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Thank you...

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tattoodjay (73) · 5 years ago

What a great parody and a fun read your cats are all so cute

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

It was fun making it.... Thanks Jay :-)

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tattoodjay (73) · 5 years ago

👍🙂👍

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simonjay (76) · 5 years ago

Haha already knew what you was doing here, but was confused about the pregnant one, perhaps you took in a new cat I thought, all is revealed now.

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Got to spice it up a bit.....

Can't get into my steemit wallet... you having trouble to Simon?

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simonjay (76) · 5 years ago

@manorvillemike I have had no problems with the wallet, I even sent some Steem earlier with no problems, as the situated been resolved?

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kaminchan (70) · 5 years ago

Hahaha! Very funny! A very good one! LoL
Those lovely cats had no idea!!

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Big dysfunctional family... ha ha

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krazzytrukker (59) · 5 years ago

Nice...... Lmao

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

My life in a nut shell...post...

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sunscape (70) · 5 years ago

You can be such a character, Mike. That was funny and I had a good feeling about where you were going with it.

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Glad you had a good feeling...I don't have that luxury, not will 11 cats....

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

thanks ✔

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Thank you

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ninahaskin (67) · 5 years ago

You're a hoot!!!
Thanks for the laugh @manorvillemike😂😂😂

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Thanks for finding it, (post) been out there 7 days....:-)

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ninahaskin (67) · 5 years ago

Thanks for commenting about noticing!

I wanted to upvote an older post of yours before it reached payout & found the gem! @mayorvillemike😉

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