Neighbors are married? It's easier to hang yourself!

in story •  7 years ago 

About the newlyweds ... I live in a high-rise building. The house is old, and the interior partitions are not very thick, so it was decided to soundproof everything possible as much as possible. During the repair, soundproof panels were installed on the walls so that neighbors could not hear the small child or me and my wife when the children were not at home. And at the same time, so that we do not hear the sound of a screaming TV, which for days on end did not stop at my grandmother (neighbor). Grandma was asked about the noise from us. Are not we in the way? She replied that she was deaf, so she did not hear any noise.

But the granny died, and her apartment was sold by her relatives ... They sold it to the newlyweds.

I was sure that the apartment has good sound insulation, but how much I was wrong ... Every evening you could "enjoy" the sounds issued by a young neighbor during comfort. By the sounds it was like ... hell, it does not look like anything ... I screamed that their other neighbors had recently called the police twice.

The couple died down for a while, but after that the noise level during their love games increased again.

But one day they simply could not be heard. Absolutely.

I'm standing somehow smoking ... A "noisy" neighbor came out. We smoke together:

"Look, you, of course, excuse me ... But are you all right?"

  • In what sense?
  • Well, before you could hear it even through the soundproof panels. Now it's quiet. Quarreled with his wife or what?
  • No-er, just Lera bought a gag in the sex store.
    "What a useful thing!"
  • Yeah ... useful ... Only his wife so sat down on an intimate store that we left half of the salary there.
  • Well, you just do not throw a gag!
  • And you too!
  • In terms of?
    "Well, you can not hear it because of this!"
  • Yes ... of course ... because of this ... 🙂
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A romantic couple. Oh, so sad when the TV is screaming.