Nerdy school, two deluded alcoholics and a funny schoolmate looking to drink vodka and get laid.
Gaming lingo, admirable routine
Anybody remembers Runescape? The original MMORPG? Yeah, it used to be quite the popular game. Not so long ago when I attended a local Polytech, which was infamous for housing all sort of weird people, all living up to the nerd stereotypes of the internet, perhaps myself included, I had befriended this one son of a mountain, a true giant, 6'3 tall, broader than a tank, yet soft-hearted fella called Raz. Raz loved knitted sweaters and clumsy khakis. You just had to love this guy. Now Raz was not intimating in his looks, and despite his build he was not into sports. Instead he was into Runescape. Hard. Yes, the game we all played like 15 years ago. He still plays religiously and he plays it before school, at school breaks, in between lessons and after school. That's all he does. Wake up, play, attend school to play, play, eat, play and sleep. Repeat.
The Grandmasters of bad ideas
I don't mind gamers, but he was a funny guy, he had a weird perspective on all sort of things, for example he would call women a "XP waste" or homework as "grinding". We didn't tease him, but this one day we had this notorious idea, me and Ozzy, that we should see what happens when we bring Raz with us to drink some vodka. Because what could possibly go wrong? It took us a lot of effort to convince him to come with us to drink vodka instead of playing Runescape, but he gave us a chance. We bought a vodka, Raz bought a bag of extra large potato chips.
We sit down at a nearest park bench, it's a warm sunny weather and we offer Raz a sip, he gives it a try and spits it out claiming it's poison. Oh well, more for me then. While Raz opens up a bag of chips, these two innocent looking girls, around our age, approach us and ask if it's okay to join us, while we're already thinking with Ozzy how we could get Raz laid then out of the sudden one of the girls tried to reach for Raz's bag of chips, in as flirty way as possible, which resulted in Raz panicking and screatimg that these were his best chips! Girls freaked out, basically running away.
We laugh. We ask Raz about his behavior and he says he would much rather enjoy the bag of chips rather than the companionship of these two skanky girls. We agree and laugh even more. It was a good day, definitely not a XP waste.
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Hah! XP Waste, maybe I have a new name for my wife? :D
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Haha, I can only imagine her reaction to that.
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Jeez man, I wouldn't say it to her face! Haha!
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