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in story •  8 years ago 

I heard the most disturbing story today ,

a California man wakes up in the middle of the night and calls his wife's name ,wondering if his wife was making a Sandwich , he suddenly hears his wife snoring under the bed , hes in shock , wakes her up , asks her if shes OK , hes been married to her for 4 years !Hes wife says shes fine and that she sleeps there often , then says its a long story !

His wife came sleeping beside him , but the man didn't sleep that night , he was wondering s this a prank !

The next did he asks his wife again ,why she was sleeping under the bed , the wife responded OMG who cares , the man gets angry and tells his wife , that he wont go to work until she tells him the whole story !

The wife finally reveals that the reason why she sleeps under the bed ,was that he has terrible bad breadth ,

The husband in shock says my God you never told me , she said I hinted at it for years but you never listened ,

The man called in sick that day ,and was cleaning his mouth all day !

I am shock how can someone not properly tell you for years , you have bad breath !

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  ·  8 years ago (edited)

I am shock how can someone can't smell how stink their own breath for years

you cant smell its science

It is the difference between man speech and woman speech.
Men speak directly.
Women speak indirectly. Not hurting feelings is very important as a woman, so women will hint, nag, change the subject...

A woman who says, "Do you think its cold in here." Isn't asking you on your opinion of the temperature, she is saying she is cold.
Men expect, "Honey, its cold, can we turn up the heat?" Everything else is pretty much irrelevant when concerning the temperature. As in, most men will not recognize anything else as an actionable statement to do something.

interesting makes sense