There I was minding my own business like always, pretending to be a cute looking carpet snake when my day suddenly turned into chaos, hell and rubber stripes!
It was just a normal day in the life of this cute snake. I slithered my way to Aussie to have a meet up with a few strangers I never met before. I also paid a visit to my new best friend Amber Heard! She was in need of some wisdom apples and seeing I provide them really well, I coiled myself into her life like the freaking sweet snake I am. I wrapped her around my tail like sugar pops backed in honey! There was this short moment where I felt eyes upon me, angry eyes and the room got filled with emotions I do not often feel. Amber muttered the name Elon a few times while my tail was still wrapped tight around her waist. Anyways, I did what I came to do, stealing souls is such a great job. I hissed something like you are mine now Amber and made my way out of her house to have a little snakey nappy in a tree.
img credit: Elon Musk Twitter
When I woke up I looked at my serpent watch and realized I slept for at least 3 hours! Some kid took that time to decorate my tail with pink ribbons! What is this world coming to? It took me at least 6 minutes to get the darn things off my pretty tail! The child just stood there and watched me struggle. The youth nowadays really annoy me! On the other hand, I am glad she did not write cutie pie on my face in purple glittery letters like that dude in Spain did two weeks ago! back to the news and the truth!
I was done here in Aussie and slipped from the tree, yes, of course, I scared the kid. Who do you think I am? I slithered my happy way on the side walk before I decided to cross the road! With my lean mean killer machine frame now pressed against the road I happily sang the song of freedom when a car stopped, like it should mind you, the other car, a gray Tesla started to speed up, swirled around the car that stopped to let me cross the road and HIT ME!
The bloody *(&&^%$%#$# just hit me with his car! I started to see stars and sweet little yellow bird while I flew through the air feeling like I had painful wings. Did I ever tell you about the fact that I hate flying? Anyways, back to the TRUTH! While I dangled in the air I saw him, the Tesla dude who walked into Amber's house. I hissed, I even attempted to growl but before I knew it I landed on something furry.
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I could hear a woman scream and shout bad things at the driver who hit me. I recognized the voice. It was Liz, the woman who gave me a bath this morning because there was something stuck on my shiny scales. I would tell that story but I'll keep that for another time.
The furry thing beneath me turned out to be a fandingoing Dingo who screamed and jumped around in circles. "OMG OMG I SAW ELON MUSK I SAW ELON MUSK!"
I shook my head a few times before I leaned down and watched the Dingodog into his behind goggled hidden eyes. "Take me to safety you fool!" I spoke to him while hissing my forked tongue against his snout! Of course, that only made him act more strange and he started to roll around with me in the tall grass trying to choke me I am sure! No one ever listens to snakes anymore these days while we, well me, hold all the wisdom of the world! There was only one thing I could do to safe myself from this cute pupper! So, I raised my tail and poked him in his left nostril like a pro! The Dingodude sneezed and shook his head while I quickly stole his goggles because they seriously are amazing and I always wanted have goggles like that!
I escaped his grip and mowed myself a way into some taller grass only to have Dingo fan Dingoing grab me by the tail. He pulled me back and pinned my cute face to the dirt before he whispered softly into my ear. "There is a story in this you know!" I then realized this Dingo was @overthewait A great Dingo member of the Steemit world!
To be continued!
A special thanks to @overthewait for pointing me at this story in the news today! May you inspire more people to keep writing and reading!
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That is one of strangest things I have ever read. I like it. :)
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Such shenanigans and you took my glasses! That Elon guy really needs to learn to drive better. I still think you should sue. Or have you always had that Kink in your tail ;-)
I'm always honoured to help inspire or to prompt creative people. Without stories we are nothing and a story is always best when shared with friends!
@atomramble has written a great flash fiction from my prompt I am looking forward to a possible second part??
PS - Please forgive my late response you obviously had much fun writing this. And again I owe you a story!
~Mr Dingo
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