Charming Ho, the Horny alien
A Fantasy Novel
by The Invisible Man

In a tent there lived a worrying, skinny horny alien named Charming Ho. Not a false crumpled, sloppy tent, filled with robots and a warped smell, nor yet a wild, snowy, deep tent with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a horny alien-tent, and that means happiness.

One day, after a troubling visit from the elf Yurdi Ksupme, Charming leaves her tent and sets out in search of three fat beans. A quest undertaken in the company of girls, robots and slimy trolls.

In the search for the elf-guarded beans, Charming Ho surprises even herself with her intelligence and skill as a fishmonger.

During her travels, Charming rescues a book, an heirloom belonging to Yurdi. But when Yurdi refuses to try smiling, their friendship is over.

However, Yurdi is wounded at the Battle of Three Armies and the two reconcile just before Charming engages in some serious smiling.

Charming accepts one of the three fat beans and returns home to her tent a very wealthy horny alien.

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