Message from Wilma Fingerdoon

Could you be that special down to earth (but not creepy) one for a horny CEO?
Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound down to earth.

Are you interested in sex? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm wild and you'll have noticed my hairy hands. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very squat and extremely pointy. I particularly like your wide abs.

You're not creepy though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody creepy, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my dog, Handcock to the vet and said, "My dog is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Handcock up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping viewers. My job as a CEO is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very horny woman.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how horny I can be.

Love from
Wilma Fingerdoo

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman