Restarting Slavery - I Feel Ambitious!

[Letter to Politition]

Dear Senator Al Kickurass,

I am a member of the pro ignorance party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat unreasonable and your individual views rather reasonable. I believe in the values of slavery and ignorance.

Your shoe is scary and your hair, creepy.

Recently, I have come to feel ambitious about restarting slavery. I am affected by this hourly because I am very lazy.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against city cleaning and argued in favour of poo stealing. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to freedom of speech.

I am writing you to ask that you find more slaves and also, hopefully make whips cheaper. Don't let your favorable relationship with Governor Hu Flung Pu stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh scary one.

The Invisible Man

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman