Tincho is for sale!

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Hello dear community!


Sorry for being absent last week, but a lot of things happen and time is limited.

Those who are familiar with my stories, know that love failures are my karma. As much as I try, defeat awaits me just around the corner and love betrays me, without pain or glory.

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Because of this, I have made a drastic decision. Which I will tell you below.

Tincho is for sale!


Since we are on a platform where publications are monetized, why not monetize my relationships. Since free is not going well, I better charge for my company... No?

Besides what I am going to offer is good, nice and cheap...

They call me Tincho, I'm easy and cheap.

That would be the slogan to start with. I accept constructive criticism.

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Any interested lady can send me a private message.

The services and rates are as follows:


  • 5 Kisses per week… 0.00025 Sbd

  • Dinner + Movies + 2 Kisses… 0.5 Sbd

  • Dinner + Movie + Darkroom… 1 Sbd

  • Dinner + Theater + lights on… 100 Sbd

(Sorry, but I'm shy)

  • Give jealousy to a suitor + Dispute included (just in case)… 3 Sbd

  • Accompaniment in night of crying + Consolation (handkerchiefs included)… 500 Sbd

  • Family introduction + Talk with the father-in-law… 2000 Sbd

These would be the services offered so far. Any suggestion is welcome.

It is worth mentioning that my services are offered only to ladies.


Please, men abstain. Do not send photos by private message, that the only thing you achieve is to discourage me.

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Clarified this. My benefits can not only be paid in Sbd. I accept btc, eth, ltc or any cryptocurrency.

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Obviously, when closing the deal, I will provide the corresponding curriculum to highlight virtues and defects. To be transparent, I give you some of them.

Virtues


  • Behavior and education: Excellent

  • Caballerosity: Excellent

  • Listening ability: Audiometry and ear studies, updated.

  • Knowledge regarding sexual issues: A German tractor

  • Privacy: All inclusive

Defects:


  • Problems of back: Floor and armchair not admitted.

  • Allergic to cats.

  • Evasive about size questions.

  • Hermetic heart to love.

I try to be as honest as possible, I am open to inquiries and the schedules would be 24/7. You find me as Tincho in steemtichat, discord, etc etc. Please avoid lowering the price, I am cheap for what you will see and the service is of excellence. You will not regret it. Also I am thinking of adding a souvenir as a bonus track to the service, as a demonstration of gratitude to the confidence offered.

If you want photos, I have in sunga, elephant trumpet underwear, in tiger position and doing the Kame Hame Ha. All available to those interested.

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That's all folks! Wish me luck in my new adventure. Spread the word! And remember:

They call me Tincho, I'm easy and cheap.



I hope you had fun!

All my stories are fiction. I'm just looking for fun.


Credit Photos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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You were away the same time I had internet problems! Haha! I was so surprised to see this at the top of my feeds. I can't believe my friend is now a gigolo haha! Fallen on hard times, no? I will advertise your service in earnest, and will take only a small percentage for every successful transaction. No, I'm not your pimp. But, you do have to work exclusively for me, and I do have the option to buy a golden chalice and a cane. Now go, Wachinfore. Show. Me. The. Moneeeeeey.

Hahahahah You are the best! You make me laugh more with your comments than with my own story.

Obviously my friend! I need help and have to be trustworthy. I'm willing to give you 2%. I am very generous, did you see?... Now, I am desperate, but please be careful and do not go get me a client that comes with a surprise. Haha

Just letting you know that your efforts are appreciated, brother :D You work hard trying to make us all laugh, so I just want to make you laugh the same way as well haha What are amigos for, right? :)

No surprise?? But ... I already booked you 3 of those :| what if they pay extra and I get you super drunk, will you accept? Please? I said please, so you have to say yes.

Lolz... U make me laugh
Upvoted and followed

Thanks man! I really appreciate it! Have a good friday!

Definitely going to follow you:)

Thanks buddy! I'm glad you liked it. Have a good day!

Good to have a laugh sometimes !

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

Muy bueno todo amigo,

Gracias!

Hahahaha! Capo!

Gracias amigo, un placer!

¿Y? ¿Te compraron? :)

me han pagado por 5 besos, pero tengo que viajar a españa, asique estoy ingeniandomelas para ver como los entrego... jaja

meep

Jajajaja. ¡Qué caros esos besos! Si la afortunada o afortunado está en Barcelona, acá hay una habitación.

Ja ja ja Llorando de risa con tu post! Muy bueno! Abrazo desde la plaza-auto!

jaja me alegro ma, ni medio problema que tu hijo se vende, jaja

Like

thanks

hhh your funy nice post

Thanks man!

Hahaha, this is hilarious. nice one bro

wow thanks man! My pleaseure!

I am laughing so hard you gigolo!

Hahaha, a pleasure! I'm glad you liked it! Sorry for responding so late, I was 5 days without internet!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA la disfruté muchísimo. Por un momento pensé que vendías tu cuenta de Steemit... Y fue y que: WHAT? Luego leí y todo pasó JAJAJAJA. Genial estos posts.

jajajajaja no me des ideas! jajajajja Me alegro que te haya gustado.
Perdon por responder tan tarde, pero estive 5 dias sin internet

Tranquilo, he pasado por lo mismo JAJAJAJA. Muchos saludos y espero que todo esté bien. \o/

Buen post, ¿te parece si nos seguimos? va ya te sigo jeje, hago aportes de todo tipo si quieres pasar, saludos :)

Good evening my friend, very good your post undoubtedly made me laugh like never before. I am new to steemit and post like these if they really are worth reading. A greeting from Venezuela!

Un placer amiga! Hice el mismo post en español. Lo leiste en ingles! Me alegro que te haya gustado.
Perdon por responder tan tarde pero estuve 5 dias sin internet.

jajaj creo que te comprare

jaja escucho ofertas! Soy economico...
Che estaba en español este mismo post. No me digas que lo leiste todo en ingles...

Jajaja me hizo mucha gracia, también he estado ausente por varios días debido a problemas grandes con mi internet, todos los días ruego que vuelva, para seguir posteando contenido aquí, de verdad la paso muy bién, Tincho gracias por tomarme en cuenta para el salario :) x

Un placer amiga. Es parte de las ganancias de la cuenta de sancho.panza que se reparten a los post votados por dicha cuenta. Abzo grande!