Did somebody call a hero or was that just a fart

in story •  7 years ago 

Greetings everyone I’m VeganChicken, but there is one thing I must tell you is that I’m no vegan, but dangerous in battles, I know now that you are not familiar with my presence but I do encourage you to understand I have many battles stories I wish for your mind to engage in, acts of heroism’s and evil from the deep parts of the belly.....yes... evil farts, is what I call them.

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Now let me tell you more about myself, I live in King Farth Charlotte, a place where king fart rules all over many, I mean king farth sorry , not to be mistaken by the evil farts, but there I am a protector of all who don’t mean harm, my great master has taught me and fried me, to be the best fighting chicken in all of earth , I am no match for manny as my fearless feathers shall struck them in to realisation of the death,
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Be warned.

No evil will come through, but as I battle over the years I wish to tell you my stories of how I conquer, so do please open your nose and hear me

Pssssshh ninja chicken out

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veganchicken will you be my boyfriend?

lol yes the ninja will accept your request lol