tuff luck, its nooseday

in stuff •  2 years ago  (edited)

every two weeks we look at what you did to the world, since long eras now we dont expect change

we just look at for what NEW distaster, war or sped up planetkillers you managed this time


Thunberg still has time for hobbies ... "shouldnt she get a job?" (i mean its what you say to everyone who doesnt have six figures or more ?"


Does this guy look like a losing game ?

https://www.youtube.com/live/kh_Y1U_aNCI

hm ... the link wont post ???

heh

ofcourse in europe there is no censorship, its UPLOADFILTERS

for YOUR protection, and the children (lets not forget the children !!!) (and science maybe !)

... no we're not on either side, we're just stuck in this one geopolitically and we WANTED TO BE

you know where

have you heard any SHYTE on mongolia in like 20 years ?

well thats answers your "but why?" partly

(theres the climate, the undamagen-d nature and the culture, and they have asian girls and women ... all bonuspoints)

We always thought Ukraine should have surrendered on day one and went for resistance like the Irish and so ... to prevent all that b/c not sure what freedom means in a pile of rubble with your family in some shelter and your daughter being pimped off in brussels (if she didnt catch the scurvy yet from all the gud conditions) somewhere on the other side of the planet. Its a nice testing ground for Joe, Xi, Vlad et al by now ...

but hey , thats probably commie propaganda BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM (and you have to pay inflation for it - but who gets the money?)

and they empowered vlad to become more dark vlad than he could ever have dreamed of, i bet he's never stood stronger in the homeland than he did before by now...

Plus they dug the trap for the end of the air-dollar ...

and who's gonna pay for that ?

they charge you in eggs this year

toilet paper last year ...

three videos down (we leave out the eurosuit talking on "what should be done" one year later after one year later after two years later after .. when was the milennium norms again ?)

we think we already get the picture on the state of the state


four videos down

ukraine denies having shot back one bullet in the war because they dont fight against the rules to win ... (obviously ! b/c they are the good guys - i sympathize with eeryone displaced and all homeless cats, but nOT with the fanatics who just HAD TO FIGHT instead of slow resistance while keeping the roof intact - sorry mate you'll never turn us that way)

so four videos later i think we're up to speed with "the world" (we checked slashdot but its still bought by miCrotter and still flooded by chatGPT to procreate itself)


dozo

now if you dont mind, we certainly dont wanna waste good nightlight on your same old world here

ofcourse, if mongolia wants to grant us political asylum, if we can bring the cat WELL BE RIGHT THERE

if vietnam wants to - they'll have to throw in airco

...

tschuss (i suppose china is out of the question even if x decades ago that was actually the original choice, back then it looked like a place that was gonna give boundless opportunity)

right then

some #stuff to do

dont worry

inflation is over

putin will lose the war next week

NEXT TIME musk will save stranded astronauts instead of charge the state or else

and

euhm

ehj theres water in the rhine !


well HEY, librarians are taking the pedos away from crypto !

(escobar used bitcoin, just like they caught al capone for not declaring his assets on coinbase)

If you still feel the US aint just as much a threat to global security as any of the ones you claim to be ...

well then

PRAISE BE!

is that okay ?

cuz it doesnt really look good from here

ehj its not censorship

its FOR THE CHILDREN :)

we kinda see a pattern here ...

so nevermind

we try to keep mentally stable with demoze and it works without asscrawlers

we think asscrawlers are sexually explicit privacy ass-rapists

who know how its done

just look at the place

you can now choose between desantis and trump (assuming no one will pick joe again unless he scrubs the bush gud)

but dark Vlad and uncle Xi are constants

:)

YOUR "world" .....

stay away from us

we're gona get infected like that

gonna catch the stupid or something


we think for the most part all teknomages and stranded aliens are 99% opposed to using A.I. to create their works , but not to use it against the humans who destroyed them - so since you usually dont know what youre doing - i hope your gods protect you from Frankenstein when disgruntled shadows turn it against you ....

DO
ZO

... thats too much time wasted again


uhuh

met de loopende tapedeck die ik urelang check

en me bure worde gek van die dreun die nooit vertrekt

bubblegum galaxy just ran into a force-quit but its hard to tell with software that writes to the OS, not the machine since even linux doesnt have a "demo_mode=on" which halts all telemetry and background stuff to make sure the executable runs as intended. So we assume windos even less. Today removed the search bar since it sais "satellius now shoves chatGPT up yow-ass with windows search bar"

as usual you dont get a "do you want chatGPT up yow-ass with windows searchbar" on the next update asking you

...

and we dont

As for Greta .. dont get it wrong, we dont dislike the girl , she's a fanatic and all that but no fanatics no movement, you wouldnt have had gandhi, mother theresa, che guevara and others either, no IRA , no free north ireland no braveheart

... she reminds us of ex-girlfriend material a bit skitzo and obviously perfect material for a destructive relationship

if we were asked we certainly wouldnt refuse to make her breakfast if you speak that kind of english like we do

and from a mad catter, catham joker perspective, a girl like that with an advisory board like us ... alien mindware + public clout , thats "introduce a little chaos"

and she's kinda pretty too , and we like pretty girls after all (even if calling someone pretty is demeaning and an insult)

but in the end shes a hippie on one side which cant be the cat, b/c the cat sits on the roof and sees

not left or right but up and down and all around not stuck to one dimension but HEY

keep your housewives btw, someone here always used to say "what am i supposed to do with a doormat, wipe my feet?"

and this is not an invitation or illusion or delusion but just like some folk in salems lot think we get up at night ESPECIALLY to pass by their door like they are THAT important

we often get mis-understood so

if greta asked us to stay over for breakfast

we certainly wouldnt mind the pillowtalk to make some plans to wreck your world

(did that make sense ? i hope not)

gud then ..

demos for stability !

gonna start a movement (read most savvy tek personnel actually DOESNT like to work at office, and THAT explains why "most microsoft employees prefer to work from office"

lullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll .......

ofcourse not, GO GRETA, kick ass

all chaos is gud chaos in this world of order and

breakfast is available ofcourse - the world works by symbiosis after all

so you can shut down pavlov gnome with the dating sites now

since nothing there is clearly our type (what even "is" a type) and how do you do dating sites, it looks like browsing for new pants or something

neer have never will AND mostly

as we vowed not to ever again until out of belgium

greta will have to wait hah
hah

hm, see

b/C steemit we arent at 60% yet and the candyfrosting doesnt work like it should hey

where did you get the impression we give fucks about what people think about what we say, if we did that dont you think life would be easier ?

also ...

pretty girls have the right to be pretty without losing any of their other qualities

supermodels can be supermodels without being dumb blondes

lagerfeld can like skinny women without sending the fat ones to a labour camp its all possible

your world is SO bland and oversimplified

good thing its ending

and if by some chance you post pone it

the A.I. will do the rest heh heh, you seem to be SO eager to make that happen

...

SO

??

euhm, well forgot

there must have been a point to it, but the demo is calling because that charfrosting

and breakfast, yes .... say, even if we WERE to like go for all that, what are the chances of that happening, precious ?

asian supermodel twins or greta thunberg at the door like "hey, can i stay over for breakfast and plans for world domination?"

you see ?

who's delusional now ?

gotta really find a way to lock steemit for all but mondays or something its getting close to what facebook took away

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