You want the state of the state ?

in stuff •  2 years ago  (edited)

do your own research then ...
unless howling mad Murdoch sends us a quick billion ? then we'll get RIGHT ON IT, call albert, get in the catmobile and start reporting !


Not much and certainly nothing unexpected, miCrotter will soon consist of one CEO, 5 shareholders and chatGPT ... faceCrotter is replacing youtubers with chatGPT , ... chatGPT ... pt .... echo echo ... they're splicing braincells on motherboards for chatGPT (they seem to have antsy pants for that thing to overtake them) and call it "bio" .. (you can buy that in the supermarket too, its for rich hippies b/c trash cant afford that shit) aaand .. yuppp .... aaand yappp

So if doc S says 400 years after reading up and we assume for the sake of experiment she didnt get that from the Sun or facebook but from someone who likes to use texas instruments for a hobby ... we stick with 2150 (the eta release date for the games btw) since before boiling point humans will ofcourse be gone, but its likely chatGPT will be there forcibly making suggestions to everyone b/c de baas told it to do so


AAAnnnd

well slowgress is progress on the vocore tho pharmageddon seems abit away and


we actually got to some actual gaming ... and so far havent gotten to check some of the 8Bit releases we actually wanna try out ....

The game turns out to be more than rough around the edges still and it comes with manpages like linux only none (but maybe we missed bits in the tutorials)

finally after getting to half a million credits (making money is so easy in space when couriering and mining lol ) the closest thing we'll ever get to mars (and probably the billionnaire club too b/c it will all be shot as fairy dust into the clouds for rain and shells in the ground over resource wars - since sengoku diaoyou there's probably been tons that have "almost" escalated - so maybe this time its for real - i wonder what Taiwan actually thinks about being torn in two by two big barking dogs who dont ask "but what do YOU want, Taiwan?"

they just assume, right ?

like crotter -CEOs assume they own yow-ass

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well it does look REALLY great to us thats for sure

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tho baby-boo who has his ryzen and amd card paid for by daddy who exploits other daddies at the threat of sackings probably will feel the character models this and that (and maybe yea - ofcourse but even at this rate it already slips down to sometimes 7fps in space while round stations with lots of traffic or ships)

and we

actually dont have two months money for "buy a ryzen" to find out "o but THAT only works if you use it WITH an amd card"

like nvidia states the 4000 series NOW has your pc play at 1440p (for the '70) like they copy-pasted it from the 3070 ...

humans are such filth

the universe wont miss them but i think its sad to see the planet go

in war-slang i assume thats collateral damage : contain the virus to a distant pocket

and burn it :)

poetic justice for humanity

karma

... RIGHT

so the game takes some getting into - but it sure came a way since Elite64 (this is not elite btw, you have elite on pc too and we have that, like we have about 400 other games we havent even booted yet from packs and bundles and what not) b/c time is something strange even if not proven to exist.

and certainly plays "abit" like xwing (tho we finished all that series front to back on a p60) this one lags out during battles and we fear its the icarus syndrome which means that it will do the same on SVGA low settings as it does on 4K high with like 2or3 fps difference in busy places

NO WE DONT

we blame that on the code - this machine should more than be able if the code was somewhat adaptive but HEY

rank amateurs dont get to decide - - - - figured out how to sell personnel to stations that seems to help , figuring out how to make a ship move with a captian certainly helps (from some reason captain Jovi didnt do shit when we were standing next to her) but since we got a some kind of ragtag hull-with-parts-that-flies in exchange for a mission (and a promotion from the chair !!)

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things are starting to move, we have captain Jovi exploring a sector while we run actual missions and are siving up for a miner ship !

JoG-industries

the stars my destination

(we actually relate to gully foile --- if you read that book - assuming reading is a thing that still happend,, but its sci-fi from the golden era, nothing woke or new)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did you fix the world yet ?

got a billion we can have ?

no ?

well WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU EXPECT THEN ? your humans fucked us, no one was there when it was needed and we're still stuck in a hole

no we just had some spare time and hellfire that needed at least a little ventilation so we dont combust the bed during first cycle

bye then

OOOOOO

no

freelancing, mate, FREEEEE lancing ... no corporate puppies ... it wouldnt game right ... and its likely at some point we shoot something in space for calling us something we cant do or trying to get up our ass and end up having to build a secret base in an asteroid field anyway - and forced to deal with all kinds of unsavoury bearded men and ladies b/c the suits in the shiney towers in space fail to see reason ...

...

sounds about the most likely way and hey in a game you can do that

(still b/C for how long, right ?)


DES!

showered and first cycle coming up (assuming it doesnt feel like we should "do that NOW" during human hours and leads to nothing until tomorrow night b/c it got in the way

AGAIN

for one thing to look forward to :

the face of the CEO (insert name here) when the cabal figures out how to talk to skynet directly and it turns out he/she/other (lol?) was actually the most replaceable part in the chain anyway b/c you dont need rocket science, engineering or newtons finest, you need a psychopath who can rebuild the building's layout so you dont lose time between your selfdriving car (owned by crotter but you can LEASE IT !) and the desk b/c everything on the way is done with a vacuum cleaner up your ass and a tube down your throat so you're reayd an no disturbance for toilets and eating

you can start meeting ! (until they figure out thats actually also 99% slacking-waste of time)

and who can sign off 10000 families to the slums with one (cool looking) swipe on his 15inch holographic a.iS(s)wipe

so thats something skynet would be better at all along

THAT VIRAL VIDEO is something to look forward too if someone captures the expresion on its face when they find out

as for the rest ?

HELL FIRE (you burned the witch 10000 times, her curse is coming back)

tschuss, enough waste already

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This would probably look nice in the cockpit with a VR headset.

That would be one - sadly zuck doesnt wanna send me a set to sign up so it'll have to wait :)