Shop where women can choose and buy a husband

in surprisingly •  7 years ago 

Recently opened a store where women can choose and buy a husband.

At the entrance there is a set of rules for the work of the store as follows.

  1. You can visit the store ONLY ONCE.

  2. The store has 6 floors, the quality of men increases with the increase in the ordinal number of the floor.

  3. You can choose any man on any floor or climb to the top floor.

  4. It is not allowed to return to the lower floor.

One woman decided to visit this very "Shop of husbands" to find a companion.

After reading at the entrance to the first floor sign: "Men who have a job" - it goes immediately to the second floor.

A sign on the second floor: "Men who have jobs and love children."
The woman goes to the third.

A sign on the third floor: "Men who have jobs, who love children and are extremely beautiful". "Wow!" - thought the woman, but still went to the fourth floor.

A sign on the fourth floor: "Men who have jobs, who love children,
dazzling beauty and helping around the house. "

  • Incredible! Exclaimed the woman. "It's very difficult for me to resist!"
    But, uttering this, still rises to the fifth floor.

A sign on the fifth floor: "Men who have jobs, who love children, dazzling beauty, help around the house and are very romantic."
The woman really wanted to stay on this floor and choose a couple, but still, she overcame herself, went to the last floor.

And on the sixth floor she reads a sign like this: "You are on this floor visitor No. 31 456 012, there are no men, this floor
exists only in order to prove once again that a woman can not be satisfied. Thank you for visiting our store! "

And right in front of this store was opened the "Wives' Shop". On the ground floor are women who love sex. On the second - rich women, who love to have sex. And on the floors from the third to the sixth,
Nobody ever stopped

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After a long time, this humorous story made me laugh for almost half an hour, so well presented.

Very funny story!

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