@Centerlink Background Check No. 5 - @Tomekkk

in teamaustralia •  7 years ago 

There are many different ‘dole bludgers’ out there in Steemit world being supported by @Centerlink. This post is the next in a series of ‘background checks’ on benefit receivers.
Today we will be reviewing some suspicious activities noticed recently by the member @Tomekkk.


@Tomekkk, or Tommy, is an interesting character. As a young boy he bought a small pig and kept it in the backyard, fattening it up for the big day. You see, Tommy had a special gift, other than using a pitchfork to chase ogres, Tommy loved to wrestle. He loved nothing more than to get out the hose on a hot summers day, fill up the dirt pit in his back yard and start wrestling that pig. He became pretty good at it too and before long he and his brother/cousin @Gohba.handcrafts (Gohba for short) were collecting money from their fellow rednecks at their weekly pig wrestling fights.

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To supplement their pig-wrestling scheme, the brother-cousins started a pig breeding venture to supply more pigs for their wrestling antics. They proudly named it ‘Pig-o-Porn’!

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(NOTE: This is two pigs sleeping - any other implied meaning the reader makes is at his/her own risk!)

@Tomekkk became so good at the pig-wrestling game that he soon grew to become one of the best wrestlers in the world and was soon noticed by the WWE.

Taking the stage name ‘The Tugboat, @Tomekkk became a force the be reckoned with. He fought along side the likes of ‘Hulkamania’ during the 1990’s….

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That was until his horrific injury during the ‘Nutscape Scandal’ of 1995. Our sources reveal that @Tomekkk, the deviant, started taking photos from the various places with his dangle berries hanging low in the photos. This started a trend and all was going swimmingly until this picture surfaced from ‘The Tugboat’:

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From there-on in, ‘The Tugboat’ became known and ‘Old Long-scrote’ for obvious reasons.


@Tomekkk was forced to retreat back to the farm, back to his sister/wife and keep the pig-wrestling business going.

@Tomekkk now spends his days tending to his pigs and playing his banjo on the porch sipping apple cider. If you listen closely, on a still night, between the shrieking from his 'Pig-o-Porn’ business, you can hear the banjo plucking.


@Tomekkk and cousin/brother @Gohba at home on the farm.

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Other than some cash money from the Pigs, we found @Tomekkk to have no income so, unfortunately, he does qualify for the dole, though we do not condone the wrestling of pigs for entertainment.


@Tomekkk - another @Centerlink success story

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