:scream: :alien:The aliens are coming what will you do when they arrive?:alien: :scream:

A man from Wyoming appeared, I am sure completely by coincidence to the police, with warnings about the impending invasion of aliens. He was minding his own business and bam the aliens appeared to tell this good man that they were coming in 2048 and he knew what he had to do. The problem is the aliens knew they messed up by telling the good Samaritan, so in order to discredit this fine citizen of earth they poured gratuitous amounts of alcohol down his throat and put him on the time traveling pad. Away he went only problem was he was supposed to end up in the year 2018 not 2017. https://steem.ly/huffpost

This could just have been a night of one too many drinks but what if it wasn't. It does seem to be a legit way of discrediting anyone just pour a few shots and spill a bit here and there and wala instant discredit. One day someone may seriously bring news from our cousins from another universe. I hope that in that day the message will get to the proper authorities.

I was wondering why are aliens so damn preoccupied with bums and beef? They should by now have a pretty decent data base on the subject. Maybe one day our cows and nether regions will be safe. Farmers may one day be safe to bend over in fields cows may once again frolic and eat grass with liberty and fearless. Do aliens time travel? I would think being as far away from us as they seem to be Hubble telescope and all. If you can travel millions of light-years away and arrive before your life span is done and dusted I would think there must be a little timeywimey bending going on.

What was he to do? In that moment he knew he must speak with the president of the town. Because that is what is done. The grave warning was given to the police at the hospital due to the aliens alcohol poisoning attempt on this poor poor soul. Things this frightening need a new delegation of power and office position in such extreme moments. So president of the town it was. Though I am sure such a person in office of this position wouldn't have time to speak to just any Joe blow off the street. giphy

Yes the president of the town must surely be able to sort this whole mess out.Not the mayor not the governor or even a congressman. Maybe it was the alcohol that prompted this man to seek out the president of the town but who am I to judge.The article had no mention of the good president of Wyoming giving this poor truamitized man an audience. My hopes is that someone listined and gave him an asprin for the headache he was sure to suffer from not from the alchol but the stress that time travel has on the human body.

The police seemed a bit skeptical even after being told that we all have to go. The nurses and doctors were not qualified nor had the authority to do anything about this grave and dire warning. I would just like to applaud this caring individual for allowing us the warning and to began the preparations to leave earth. If this is the case what would all you steemians do when the aliens arrive? Personally I may start saving my steem to build a ship just saying. Hide your sheep hide your cows they will be here soon.till then I am designing the steemship 1 destination unknown. There out there and they love hamburgers people.

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