A NEW RECORD FOR BEING KICKED OFF WEKU

in teamnz •  6 years ago  (edited)

I know I'm an offensive prick, but even for me this is impressive. Back when Steemit was being screwed over by Hardfuck 20 a few people I follow started talking about a new site called Weku.

They said it was just like Steemit but everyone was more friendly and they handed out tokens for free Lambos like lollies. I wasn't all that keen but they also said all the key Steemit account names were being stolen by evil bastards who were pretending to be important Steemians.

And being a key trendsetter as well as an offensive prick, I could see it was only a matter of time before someone stole my identity and started doing posts as me, so I signed up and secured my @frot Weku account. Then I did a quick test post, but after having a look around, I thought the site was a bunch of crap and never went back.


Until today - It's my end of year computer tidy up and I was testing all my new logins. But Weku have banned me for violation of terms of service.


Maybe it's because I only did one very short post, so clearly I'm a slacker. I'd like to say it's because I was posting too much porn, or because I posted a picture of Donald Chimp naked (I did do that once on Steemit and a whale freaked out), but the sorry truth is, all I did was one test post and they could just tell my intentions were evil.

 

So my Weku career is all over. Fuck it, life is harsh sometimes...

 


 


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Can I just claw my eyes out now please? I don't think I can ever unsee that picture!

On the bright side, thank you for the review of Weku. I've been trying to decide if I can be bothered to try starting an account. If you can be locked out that easily, then why bother?

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

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So. Have you learned your lesson now?

Never look a gift lambo in the boot.

It wasn't me that warned 'em about you....!!!!
Honest.

Hahahah, This post cracked me up! Congrats on getting kicked off WEKU! LOL The One Witness node blockchain! Hahah

If you were in China you probably would have been handed a death sentence for your transgressions. Hahhah

That is a tragedy. I once lost that little tiny key that can lock a little tiny pad lock on cheap luggage.

The value sounds about the same... :)

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

LOL - And the Weku Lambo tokens are only for special limited edition Weku Lambos!

lol... :) I bet that car holds more value than the networth of Weku.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

"Weku is a community that helps all the Wekunians of the world, it has no preference, it is a non-profit organization, everyone will be welcome to our community"

It really is appalling isn't it? - worse than I realised...

I bet all those people who left Steemit and went there are having a good time now :)

Had no idea about this stolen identities possibility, but what I find more surprising is the account disabling feature.... so they can lock you out whenever they please?? My account there must be worth at least $1 and you tell me I could lose it!?
Anyway, it's such a desperately boring site I don't know how long it will survive. Most of the people who joined during HF20 have abandoned it already!

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