HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA VIRUS

frot (68) in teamnz • 5 years ago

EASY WAYS TO AVOID CATCHING CORONA VIRUS

The key is to cover your face - ideally with a mask, but if all the masks are sold out there are lot of other easy do it yourself ways to guarantee your safety from Corona virus.

Here are some 100% effective ways to stay safe that have not yet been patented by the The Pirbright Institute, although Bill Gates is working on that, so stock up on oranges, panty liners and plastic shopping bags while you still can.

If they are all sold out of masks in your area, remember an orange will work just as well as a mask.

Protect your pets as well - a coffee cup works just as well as an orange.

China has brought out new banknotes with built in masks that work just as well as coffee cups

People are out there doing it for themselves!

Posted from my blog with SteemPress : http://www.frot.co.nz/design/funny/how-to-stay-safe-from-corona-virus/

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5 years ago by frot (68)

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manorvillemike (65) · 5 years ago

Sickies ..They'll get run over cus they can't see...

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minismallholding (69) · 5 years ago

I get the plastic protection from cough and sneeze sprays, but what was the thinking behind the oranges? They seem to be featuring quite a lot, so there must have been something said. Maybe it's the vitamin C.🤔