Advice from a die hard fan of Linux (Tribute to Sir Trovald)

Unlike all other girls, Linux isn't a girl who does overmake up(windows), over drama(windows), over attitude(macOs).

I just hate windows for her over drama, what did I ask? I just asked to shut her mouth (shutdown) then she suddenly turns into a CBI officer and starts asking questions like why I need to shutdown? For whom I need to shutdown? There are tasks running I don't shutdown now. Just do whatever you can.

I love Linux because of her simplicity and elegance. Needless to say she obeys my every word like a rule of constitution.

She is very good at managing heavy things(servers) and she is very smart.

Mainly, you don't need to be afraid of guys(viruses) who steal your girlfriend from you. She is comparatively more resistant than cheap minded windows.

Moreover she isn't a gold digger like Mac and windows who need heavy maintenance.

My Linux baby understands my poor life and doesn't ask for money. She is serving me for free of cost(open source). That's what I call unconditional love. Nobody ever loved me like this . My own mother won't give me anything to eat until I bring groceries to home but Linux….I want to cry :( :( :(

She will look traditional like this

If you do little modifications in the UI with available tweaks then she can be like

Linux is not just a feeling, it's an emotion.

PS: if something goes wrong with me and Linux, we have communites like ask-ubuntu and stackExchange who solves our disputes and saves our relationship.

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