Howdy, fellas!
I'll try to avoid all kinds of pointless flattery about how wonderful to blogging here, be part of community and etc. I imagine that all of the steemit
Yeah, all that chapter above was pointless, as you probably figured out (l0l)
I decided to share my vision for the 2018 year digital-media-tech-cookies trends. Most of them are sarcastic asF but we all know that plenty of them will come true one way or another.
Let's go
All startups will be made on the blockchain. No one will understand why, but all will attract a lot of investment.
Every week there will be "the world's largest blockchain conference," at which noname experts will say that it's now possible to do everything on the blockchain, some sleazy guys will discuss no matter that, and then everyone will get drunk.
"Scientists" will teach the neural network to do the next useless things. The media will again call it Artificial Intelligence, and only Google will make cash on that.
In 31 countries there will be elections of presidents, after which losers will blame "Russian hackers" for their pathetic failure. The investigation will allocate a billion dollars.
- The New York Times will publish an investigation that traces of Russian hackers are also found in roadside toilets, and this influenced the fall of the Roman Empire. Zuckerberg said that we need an integrated approach in the fight against fake news. Then will again update the icons and sell ads.
- A large company will fire the top manager for harassing a cooler with water. And then everyone will be insulted.
- In Russia, the next law on protecting people from the Internet will be adopted.A month later, everyone will don’t give a flying duck about him.
- China will introduce another technology of surveillance and will block a large site. Everyone will write about it, but they will not explain why we should care.
- Through a hole in the safety of a large company, all user data will be stolen.The company will make a statement that the qwerty password is bad, and two-factor authentication is good.
- Every web development company will write a lot about content marketing, but only few will make it real (like this one chicago seo company). Other lagging companies will begin to engage in content marketing but suddenly they will figure out that this is too long/expensive, and cut the budget.
- Periodically, in the media there will be a frenzy of topics. Some brands will joke on these topics, smart people will make that mad, but nobody consider themselves foolish. Then these exciting topics will be forgotten, new ones will appear.
After all
We will be one year closer to realizing the frailty and meaninglessness of all this fuss, but because of the need to go to work every day, we will suppress this thought and just once again find ou![harrasing.jpg]rselves in a bar and lose the mobile. But we will have an occasion to upgrade to the iPhone X. But by that time the iPhone X Pro will already be released!