Big Reveal..Ten facts, One lie – can you pick the lie?

A week ago i finally got my arse into gear and did this challenge where you write 10 facts and 1 big dirty fat lie, here are the answers that i know you have been waiting for all week..LOL

1 - I have served Bruno Lawrence in a retail setting (true) - yeah in a dairy/corner shop i worked in, in strolls big bruno.... packet of winny red 20's - he was clothed settle down @kiwideb

2 - I’ve had a full left shoulder reconstruction (true), back in 1997 i was supposed to have key hole surgery but once they put the camera in the doctor said bring me a large knife

3 - i sometimes dress as a female (true) - i have dressed as a female mascot character but i dont like how good it makes me feel so i dont make a habit of it

4 - There was once a warrant out for my arrest (true) outstanding speeding fines, i only found out after my mate made oink oink noises to the police who then wanted to know our names

5 - My first car was a Vauxhall Chevette (true) 1256cc's of pure shit, i went through 3 engines, car was ok but the engine didnt like having the arse thrashed out of it (see 3 engine replacement above)

6 - I have been to the summit of Mount Taranaki/Egmont (LIES) i have not been to the summit not even close, i do plan to do this. 2 people got this correct @dkid14 & @prince121 they will each receive 1SBD each

7 - I’ve done a hot lap in a NZV8 @ pukekohe (true) i did one in 2006 with Paul Manuel..fucking aawesome!

8 - I gave up smoking cold turkey (true) - i did it..its not as hard as i thought it would be.....i started again cold turkey as well, i must sort that out again

9 - I have played basketball for 35 years (true) - i started playing when i was 10 years old, i love the game

10 - I pushed my Yamaha DT100 10 kilometers after running out of petrol only to be told once i arrived motorbikes have reserve tanks (true) - young dumb and full of c&^

11 - I now have a massive following on youtube 104 followers..yeah i know its impressive! (true) but i now have 107..yeeaahhh!!

Merry Easter to you cats