10 Ideas to Survive Thanksgiving

in thanksgiving •  7 years ago 
  1. Drink Alcohol.
  2. Play with the kids instead of the adults.
  3. Stuff all your feelings down with turkey. And stuffing. And bread. And repeat.
  4. Hide in a corner texting friends about their crazy families.
  5. Actually learn how to get along with your own family.
  6. Avoid spending time with family altogether.
  7. Turn on the TV.
  8. Take flower essences. Do Yoga. Be as alternative as possible.
  9. Just smile and nod.
  10. Get on a boat. Sail to an island far away where Thanksgiving isn’t a holiday. Sip Mai Tais until the New Year.
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  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

So far, the only ones I didn't do were #2,4,5, and ten. Well, I guess I don't need to tell you being alternative only goes so far... :| good post upvoted and dreaming of Mai tais

Thanks for reading it and for the upvote! Wishing you luck through the holidays.