I've been expecting this for a few weeks, but wasn't actually thinking it was due until next weekend. I totally needed a little sunshine this weekend too. It's been a rough week on the home front, and @saffisara made Christmas come just a little early. No idea how to thank you or know that I'll ever be able to. You have a huge heart Sara.

You'll see several different things in there. One that got use today, was the indoor snowballs! Since it was a bit chilly and rainy outside today, this came in perfect. She says it's something she plays with her class from time to time, great gift sweets, girls loved it! Even Freya got in and was slinging her best shots at us. She also got the girls some new wallets, which was awesome because Khaldeesi's zipper just broke on hers a few weeks ago. And to top that off (not excluding the hats I showed off earlier lol - get it top, never mind), she made bracelets for the girls with their names on them! They went nuts when they saw those in the wallets.

I don't drink much coffee, but she knows I looooove hot chocolate and ciders. Not to mention, I have an affinity for the bang bangs. This was the one thing I had no clue what it was as I opened it up because of the shape. Really cool surprise Saffi! I guarantee, it will get plenty of use this winter. Believe it fits better in my hands too, like it has a built in comfort grip - bwaha! See what I did there? Ya, I got bad jokes today.

Shake it like a 'Salt Shaker'? 'Back That Ass Up? 'Shake Your Booty'? Those lovely lady lumps? Zoom Zoom? No? I like big butts? Ya, boobs totally kick ass and all BUTT, I love it when a female 'shakes their tail feather'. Ok enough with the stupid song puns. This bracelet just totally put a smile on my face sweetheart, thank you from the bottom of my butt to yours. If ever I need a smile, I just look at it and grin.

Those two coins, omg. In love. She knows I'm a huge Star Wars fan, so these were just sweetening me up for something. Maybe she's gonna stuff me in the oven and eat me! J/K! Gorgeous coins tho, wow. Can feel the force vibrating in them - I feel like I just won the lottery or something! But wait, not only did I win, but I won it ALL! Check this fuk'n shit out!

This is a thick coin. Can feel it just throbbing and pulsating. The blood rushing to my extremities at it's touch. The flicker in its eye sockets just tantalizing my very being and makes me breathe more heavily, almost panting. The rhythm of my heart and breathing drew to unison before I finally lay it limp from the contact. "I love you Sara", it whispered. Feel like I owe you something now. This was a climactic package just dripping hot with goodies. Whatever you need. STeeM oN my lovelies.