Prize is all SBD from this post, plus $25 SBD from my own pockets.
Hey Steemians, I want to hear your funniest, sickest and most insane stories with theme "This is not happening".
Here's a video for inspiration.
Submit your stories under the #tih1
I could use some #whale support to get this going. Let's support native #comedy content on steemit.
Any #comedians out there?
Submitting your story as a video highly recommended.
I will be judging entries and decide the final winner, because due to bot voting, and whale curation, I cannot use vote count or payout as a reliable measure. This is to give minnows as much chance to win as dolphins or whales.
Final winner will be decided on Monday 29th August, 2pm, New Zealand time.
Your entry must be exclusive to Steemit.com, and may not be an existing blog post.
Cheers,
Business
- Credit for competition theme idea goes to comedian Ari Shaffir - www.arishaffir.com
Please support comedy and visit your local club today!
Thanks for your support @tuck-fheman, you're a legend.
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Nice, gonna dust off my old jokes, shine it.
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Stop me if you've heard this one before ... there's this guy that lives in his car and talks to the local poultry. One day this chicken gives him this sexy look and ... =b
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Sounds oddly familiar.
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Finally, we might see comedy and some humor get some love here? I am excited .... although I don't do videos, I lay under the public radar (I prefer privacy over the limelight), thus why I have been a ghost and freelance writer most of my writing career. Although my main career was driving a big rig around the US for 15 years, you all might not even believe some of the shit I have to tell that I have seen during my career driving, but this might be a perfect place to share some of those!
I am looking forward to seeing what people come up with here!
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Absolutely! Don't forget to add the #tih1 :)
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I can see it all now... "Everything was running real smooth over there at Steemit, then they let the comedians out...
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Right, will have to get my thinking hat on!
That's not the funny bit btw!
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OK, I guess this is as good a time for all of us to open a can of whoop ass. Well played Sir. I'm in!
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WOOOP WOOOP, let's do this shit!
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Cool idea.
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says -- WHAT IS THIS A JOKE?!
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Damn, I should be declared the winner here. I haven't even posted my material yet and I'm already getting heckled:
https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@kiwideb/am-i-one-of-the-cool-kids-yet
I really am a comic from Las Vegas NV. I suppose my compliment was a tad fresh, but I meant it :)
OK funny people, how should I handle this?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-immolation
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Not sure what to make of that...but I had to be first:
https://steemit.com/trending/tih1
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