TIL: Vin Diesel invented the Diesel engine; HTML is sexually transmitted

in til •  8 years ago 

In polls:

 25% said Vin Diesel invented the diesel engine 

Vin Diesel

It was Rudolf Diesel. Yeah sure, you knew that, right.


 4% said that they had been decapitated. 

Decapitated

Lizardman Constant: between 5 - 10% of respond in any survey with the stupidest answers imaginable


 1 in 10 think HTML is sexually transmitted

html-guru


 Half the population thinks the weather affects Cloud Computing

20120726 gathering storm


 8% of Canadians have had sex with a canoe (seems legit)

beached canoe


 We all know polls are never wrong

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65% of percentages are made up. But 43% of people know that anyways.

seems reasonable.

Wait just a second here. Are you telling me that Vin Diesel didn't invent the diesel engine? Lies! Lies, I tell ya!

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