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Louisiana is the land of unidentifiable and ludicrous creatures. Somewhere we have a photo of what Ammon called a wolf spider. Those things are just wrong on so many levels.

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I was on my way to Alexandria when I stopped for gas at Natchez. I got a Coke and a bag of Cheetos for the road. It was a nice Autumn day, so I had the driver side window down as I drove through this beautiful farm land. Well, something flew in. I swear it looked as big as a bat. It landed on the passenger window and I freaked out. It had pincers twice as large as its head, wings, and what appeared to my panicked mind claws. I beat the shit out of it with the opened bag of Cheetos while swerving all over the road before coming to an emergency stop in a shallow ditch. Cheetos everywhere...

Hmm. That reminds me of a time somewhere south of Istanbul when this green bat sized thing flew into our bedroom. The hotel host found us in the restaurant at 4 am, came to see our room, dove on this thing and laughed. Grabbed it, showed us, and tossed it out the window. It was green, should have been a clue. If I had cheetos I would not have taken any swings.

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