Introducing The WAT Token!!!

in token •  6 years ago  (edited)

For immediate release:

Inspired by the Basic Attention Token (BAT), and charged with the task of turning a negative into a positive (or neutral at this rate), I'm happy to announce the official launch of the...

Wasted Attention Token!!

WAT will be airdropped to some of our favorite Steemians who incredulously continue to engage in enriching dialogues filled with condescending, childish and inflammatory language/emojis.

There will be a 40% bonus for those who present themselves as nice people on their blogs, but act the complete opposite towards individuals they love to harass, and verbally and emotionally abuse on the Steem blockchain.

Through our revolutionary AI bot's analysis, an additional 10% bonus will be awarded to those who have tried to leave the last word in a toxic discussion at least 5 times in the last 30 days.

Tokens will then be distributed to those who've had their attention wasted via a seamless claim process backed by the power of the Steem blockchain.

Here at WAT's headquarters, we're excited to try to salvage any form of meaningful value for all of the time and positive energy we waste when we're inadvertently exposed to this sludge.

Coined the silver to @dramatoken's gold, we hope that this can help people feel better about the abusive two-faced behavior we hope could be resolved off-chain, or some class to prevent it in the first place.

Thank you,
@steemmatt

This is a joke.

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hahahaha! well apparently BAT pays you if you use the brave browser. have you heard of that?

Yup, I use it sometimes. It pays a few bucks a month, but you currently can't withdraw the tokens.

lucky you man! The service is not available here in Iran yet! ;/

Your IP-address blocked from downloading the Brave browser??

nah it's just that they don't send the advertisements in our region. :(

!dramatoken

First time I'm doing this, had to see if it works :D

To get a dramatoken from you is such a great honor. My whole day is better now. Now I'm invested!!

\0/ DRAMA to the mooooooooooooon

no drama!?

Haha, that is great! WAT is perfect too.

!dramatoken

dRAMA and I hope you see huge success.

To get my first dramatoken from you means so much. I didn't have an acceptance speech prepared, but I'd like to thank God, you as this wonderful token's beloved Creator, Steemit Inc., @aggroed and @yabapmatt...

This is a joke.

Biggest disappointment of the day, just so you know. :P

You know what, I'm sort of getting the same feeling. To make a token, don't I have to pay a decent-sized fee to Steem-Engine? Maybe this could be my big ticket.

Yes, I believe it's 100 ENG/STEEM to create a token. I'm very sure @whatsup and/or @inertia would be able to guide you if you're serious :D Or go to the Steem-Engine Discord: https://discord.gg/9gXXb9

I don't know that it is a big ticket. But it's pretty easy and fairly cheap to create the token.

Plus I recommend going through the thought process to EVERYONE. I learned a lot.

Now I can order some wat token because my attention has been wasted a lot

You leave more comments than 100 Steemians combined, so I'm confident that you've had a ton of time wasted. You'll probably be the first WAT whale.

Sure. I hope so

lol

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Here's your DRAMA. Don't spend it all in one place!

To view or trade DRAMA go to steem-engine.com.


You have DRAMA!

To view or trade DRAMA go to steem-engine.com.

you seem to be a no pal for new tokens right? :D

I'm sorry, but can you rephrase this? I'm absolutely fine with new tokens, especially when they create fun/utility/help with adoption and Steem value.

ah i thought you were moking PAL tokens.

Not at all. I was talking to people who are toxic in their communication on blog comments/replies that many of us are forced to trip on when normally browsing around here.