Top 3 funny jokes.

in top •  7 years ago 

1/How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
2/Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
3/Understanding A Girl:
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.
.
This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!

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