To all of my New York Americans that have fled the set of John Carpenter's soon to be dystopian masterpiece "Escape from New York 2", The King of America is here to help. The King made a call to Warren Wilhelm AKA Bill Deblasio and asked him to begin taking the peaceful and self-medicated homeless population in. We decided the best place were luxury hotels that are vacant in the upper east side.
To all of the activists and freedom fighters that live in the upper east side, you are welcome!!! You wanted no police, no rules, no morals... and we listened. We want everyone in New York to get exactly what they want. Now stuffy Manhattan residents, that can't leave because they never learned how to drive, will be able to live in this multi-cultural utopia. However, if this is not your cup of tea there is always Florida. Florida is a great stepping stone for New Yorker's to learn how the rest of the country thinks and acts and would be a great location for anyone looking to become more American.
If you want more information about tax payer funded hotels, why Deblasio changed his name or Floridian flora and fauna, please follow The King of America and send .84 Steem as well as a self addressed stamped envelope.