The Names Of These 12 Actual Places In France Will Make You Giggle

This probably well-protected town on the river Baïse....
This attention-grabbing village near the eastern border...

Named after a Roman land owner named, if you can believe it, Pussius (link in French).
This catty ass destination...
of the, um, Pays de Bitche region in France.
This somewhat morbid ancient Roman city...

Apparently, if you go to Die, there'll at least be lavender honey.
This NSFW northeastern locale...

Come for the lulz, stay for the actually pretty awesome ancient pottery factory ruins.
This rather ~communal~ spot...

For the safety of your Google image search, we recommend typing in "Orgy Bourgogne France."
This saucy southwestern stop...
Again, Google search "Seix tourism" verrrrry carefully, my friends.
This well-endowed city in Brittany...

Free idea: Tourist t-shirts emblazoned with "Brest is best."
This silly site in Normandy...

Just think about that geotag potential.
This kinda upsetting place up north...

I hear it's a place that Dad joke voice loves company. Heh. Heh.
This perfect ode to cheese's BFF...

"Going Ham" has taken on a new meaning.
And of course, this probably v. kind city...

I want to go to there.
This post was translated from French.