Paris cobblestones made my suitcase dance like a drum solo. My crap hotel? Could high-five the neighbor across the balcony! Rainy Notre-Dame line was hell, but those stained glass rainbows? Heaven. Nighttime love locks bridge: some Asians yelling "Paris locked!" in Chinese—died laughing. Louvre crowds sucked, but that guard's Chinese twist? Mic drop! P.S. click to see my tragic camera skills
