->You guys take bath with one bucket of water?
->You guys stitch up your torn clothes instead of buying a new one?
->You guys use polythene bags to store more polythene bags?
-> You guys slapped the shit out of your TV remote?
That's not so weird. This is where you realize the middle class melodies exists and you are the protagonist.
Basically middle class fam have their own starter pack including with a strict dad with an clean shaved buttered face, who works in government sector or doing any kind of business and nextly an innocent mom with an devoted mind. Mostly the Moms from middle class are either teachers or home maker.
Lastly we neither have a annoying brother or way too annoying sister, who landed in this freaking earth and introduced 50:50 sharing policy from all your things. That's why the brazzers community concentrate on step relation.
Say joooooke!!!!
So basically, Indian parents are way too typical to understand things.
Once they had a child,their only motto is to feed their baby with education and not with food.So,that when you grow and get a lean body,looking like a skeleton risen from grave and your parents can again blame you for not being healthy and promoting society to body shame you.
But you know what?...Indian parents, especially middle class mister and mistress, they give good education to their children, till graduating high school. But once you are graduated from your high school, your parents need you to take engineering as like as your neighbour's son or daughter does.
So after wasting like 4 years in a prison and the only crime you committed before your existence is, your jizz chosen a wrong way for the party.
After you spent 4 years in this Humanalised zoo and running to hold a degree in slow-Mo but you remember the fuckin backlogs you have, which grabbing your neck as like vedhalam choking vikramadhityan.
So you hit your high school and studied Bio-Maths, which is an freaking combination of poison and sleeping dose and after graduating from high school you've been confined 4 years of imprisonment to study engineering but atlast the parents wants their son or daughter to get a job in Government sector.
That's way too fucking annoooooying!!!
Why the fuck should an ordinary man should spend his whole life being studying of the things, which is 0.0000000001% unrelatable to the job he end-up with, that sounds shit.
If you are a women, they get you married soon once you are graduated.
All the things that the women learnt from her schools and college will be washed by Vim bar soap in the kitchen by herself.
If you are a men incase, the profile that the bride asks will be high but the bride is 3 feet tall. After being roughly chokeslammed and smacked by the society several times.
Atlast all he have is his own personality and that too fades and runaway like sonic hedgehog.Your own hair on your head, which you took care by pampering it with High class zero sulphate shampoo for the past 22 years will starts saying good bye to you one by one.
Ps: Atleast a bearded men can manage hair loss but just imagine the situation of patchy bearded guys and the guys with zero beard.
Atlast some random women in matrimony rejects you for not having hair in you head. But you are the only person to know that you are the Nethaji subash chandra bose fighting the battle for past 22 years but she'll reject you like your job is some fuckin ahimsa having buttermilk and chilling in the battle field.
So that's how an normal Average men kickstarts their life in "HAMARAA DESH".
Take care now, Bye bye then...