Today, especially on PigOucie we break from pop culture heheszkowo-posts and fly on a trip to Asia. It's been about six months since I returned from Koh Samui, so the last chance to skrobnąć something in the subject, because any day pictures fade with age. Before you post in the series: "So you look your day, if you flew / and on. ... Koh Samui ." But let's start with the fact that before a man will cover at słitaśnej beach and start wkurwiać friends pictures of palm trees and drineczków must first sternly to him tired. To get to Koh Samui, in a first step we had to fly from Warsaw to Doha (6h flight), there 2 hours of parking (on return 8h !!) and transfer to a flight to Bangkok (another 6 hours on a plane). In Bangkok we spent 3 days, so this time skipujemy and go to continue their journey. First hour hike also from the hotel to the airport, another hour by plane to Caticlanu (the nearest cheap airport of Koh Samui, on a direct flight can only afford Jay-Z), where scoops us by bus and 1.5 hours carrying to the port, then 1, 5h ferry, which delivers us to the island. Now the only change in the minibus, and after another hour to finally get to the hotel. It takes a little bit, but definitely worth it.

Incentive
You get up, say so about 9, because the damage of the day, going out to the terrace to see what the weather is and in that moment you hit a heat wave, comparable perhaps only with pharunx of engines J umbo Jet . Quickly you return to the air-conditioned room, take a towel, down the stairs and a full k ... leap for the bomb to the pool. Dzionek officially opened. If you start the day with a jog that I'm sorry, but you have to get up around 5 am. Later, the temperature already exceeds the magical barrier of 30 degrees, which makes it the only activity at stake is toppling from side to side in the shade of some palm trees and splashing in the sea.

Let's go
The first odmoczenie we checked off, so it's time to explore the island. Koh Samui is big enough that the foot is not a lot of things happen, but small enough that everywhere we get a scooter, so when booking the hotel it is worth paying attention to whether he has his own wypożyczalną wheelers. It's really a lot easier.

We bypassed the island about six times (60 km around the perimeter). Every day obieraliśmy on target different beach where you hung out until late afternoon. I know that many people are there in your head, as you can spend half a day at the beach, it's so boring and churches around enough to photograph, is not it? They are boring. The beaches are awesome, especially those surrounded by rocks. On the beach, you can lie down, sleep, read a book, drink the Drina, pluck coconuts, throw a frisbee, running up Hasselhoff water, rent kajaczek, try your hand at paddleboardzie tudzież slam fiflaki. Little? Personally, I could go chillować full time.

The beaches on Koh Samui is missing. Some are better, the other worse, a lot of it is also private, available only to the wealthy sleeping in the Four Seasons and other Sheratonach . We visited the most and our Top 3 is as follows:

3: Coral Cove Beach

The beach, in a sense private, because it can enter only through the restaurant Silver Bay Resort , but there is no pressure to order anything in it. Beach surrounded by rocks and high slopes covered with palemkami, so in terms of views is WOW . Added to this is the heat, crystal clear water and cool pubs, where you can pretty well eat, drink genius sheikh, and even rent kajaczek and avoid falling while debt. It should try a kayak, because right behind the rocks is another nice beach, so that private, belonging to a fancy hotel, which plebs can get only from the sea. So we did

2: Chaweng Beach

The largest and most popular beach on Koh Samui , but by the way also the most crowded. Fortunately, there is wide enough that finding a free piece does not require januszowania in the form of fraudulent setting the screen at 5 am. Beach even though it is surrounded by rocks and it looks like słitaśnie, and the advantages we add even a large wave and "a barbecue" grandmothers, from which a few cents you can buy mięcho, kukurudzydzę and others not entirely identified bajery on sticks (30 THB = 3 zł per stick). I would like to see this option in Poland. Along Chaweng Beach runs busiest street of Koh Samui , crammed shops and pubs, and some 500 meters away ustynuowana is the local red light district, which is something for everyone.

1: Taling Ngam Beach

As for us an absolute hit of departure. Beach located in the western part of the spouts, near the Hotel Intercontinental #bogactwo , so we expected a crowd of millionaires, and here the full Zasko, he was practically deserted. In terms of aesthetic experience totally took no prisoners. Golden sand, palemki like a postcard, picturesque sunsets and climate wooden pub, where every day from 17 until nightfall takes happy hour. To live not to die.

I almost forgot. On the way to Taling Ngam Beach misses inconspicuous diner - Mum and Roy , where they serve the best beef with Thai basil ever. This dish is so masterful, getting a little choked up at the memory. If you wanted to try it Wawce restaurant Thaisty pl. Bank serve pretty good, except that they call a 40 zł. Mama Roy wanted 10.

Sightseeing
Once you get a good odmoczymy and odleżymy, and the sun cast a little slack, you can possibly venture for some sightseeing. Let's face it, on Koh Samui does not have tourist attractions that break off 4 letter. All Buddha statues, temples or other pomniczki mentioned in guidebooks are fake and Pitch "under the publicity." Something like Jesus in Swiebodzin. The local they built them barely a few years ago and turned up to them several fejkowych legends, and everything just to sneak tourist island of Phuket. Well, I too made ​​no effort beats the crap eyes. For example, a statue of Shiva - solid plaster on fuck painted with gold paint. Do not be a fool for paid tickets to the forest with rocks in the shape of a heart, or a vantage point with rocks in the shape Warbler and vagina. Let's say that the Thai people have a vivid imagination and see things that are not there.

Avoid like the plague also zorganziwanych trips around the island. We passed a few along the way - not only the people most of the day cooked in a minibus with no air conditioning, we are still at the level of the English language guides screaming for vengeance. Suckers, who gave in to frame it, rather too many do not understand.

The only notable attraction is the waterfalls. There are several on the island. We entered on a 80-meter, which according to the local numbering is a waterfall No. 2. Although it is not 80 meters in a straight line, but consists of several cascades, it is a miracle widoczki raspberry. Admiration does not spoil even the fact that out of it screwed up on the way back. Overall Koh Samui attractions makes up for the lack of widoczkami. Just get on a scooter and go in any direction, and sooner or later we will get something from you mouth alone will take the shape of the letter "O".

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