From Ukraine with love ... and humor. Secrets of driving

in travelfeed •  6 years ago 

Hello, dear friends. As most of you know, I live in the city with heavy road traffic and road junction. Therefore, drivers are quite disciplined, accurate and so on.

Time after time I drive a long distance on rural roads. Suddenly, I thought - what if my friends love my photographs of beautiful Ukraine so much that they decided to come over one day? To get in the car and start a journey … deeper into the country... 😎

I am almost sure you are a good driver. But sometimes surprise is waiting for you in well-known or pretty trivial things. I’ve decided to share some hints concerning my own experience. It’s up to you how seriously they must be taken 😉🚦

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Ukrainian drivers are very mature as well as local roads. While planning your trip take into consideration the month of the year. We have a local saying that road pavement usually gone along with a snow. Of course it’s a kind of joke because the process starts while the snow is still here. Some reparements may be done till summer but it depends on set of reasons… ukrainian drivers try to figure it out every year. Spare weel, flashlight and tools are your must have, and I hope you know what to do with it.

Beware of those on the vehicles with EU registration plates. They are most likely not your homies (mostly PL and LT, but also HG or CZ) but those who use a backdoor in a law or other unlegal way to not pay taxes and escape responsibility in case of an accident - they just have no insurance. That makes them immortal, ruthless and invincible, but ... “Kids, don't try this at home please.” 🚔

While driving first of all, analyse everything you see and don't blindly trust road signs. They often conflicts with road markings…. although often it doesn’t even visible. Be wise and be prepared! 🛣

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The important thing you must learn is to predict driver's logic as they are sure blinkers are for losers.

Do not suppose a driver will take right lane on a track. He will stick to left as much as he can. So it's up to you how to overcome him. By the way, do not expect that driver will look at the mirror before a maneuver. If he will - its a pleasant bonus.

Road Police. After a terrible things that had happened in Ukraine in winter 2013-2014 they almost dissapared along with escaped president Viktor Yanukovich. Now they are back. They have new title, uniform and equipment, but time after time they also have one blind eye.

Road signs. Do not think that to handle them is a trivial matter. Can you look down and up in the same time? No? This important skill has to be developed. Be prepared to watch potholes and road signs while driving. Sometimes they hide in or behind the tree crown, sometimes stands on the other side of track or right after the point they have to warn about (e.g. narrowing or exit). In the dark and especially in the fog be prepared that you'll see a sign standing aside enough to see only its shape.

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Speaking about the dark, when you see one headlamp approaching, I bet it is not a bike but a car with one non-operational headlamp. Don’t be surprised about head fog lamps on nice and clear night, they are often used to highlight craters on a roadway. Using back fog lamp is incomprehensible.

To sum up, if you have a choice.... no-no, I don’t tell you to stay at home, just hire a local driver and enjoy your travel or test your luck and yourself!

P. S. Photograps are taken by me on the journey that inspired this post. Western Ukraine.


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Thank you so much for a visit and your support!

Take care,
@zirochka

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Hahaha, this is a brilliant post! I remember when I was in Kiev I couldn't believe my eyes. There were so many cars driving on RED! So dangerous! I was driving with a colleague of mine and she got angry because of another drive. She used a horn few times (we would never do it here) and then guess what!? This guy followed us and when we were waiting at the traffic light, he open his dark window and they started to shout at each other. Oh, when the window went down I thought that he would have a Kalashnikov and would kill us :D Nice memories of Kiev :D

So I believe every single word in your post :)

I love foggy photos. The landscape looks like from a fairy tale.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud! I love your sense of humor and sarcasm..

Have a great start of the week!

You sound to be my soulmate )))) It's great to meet someone that have such a wonderful sense of humor )
Concerning your experience, you don't even know how your funny assumption about Kalashnikov could be true. Big city - big money, big money - those people very often are like untouchable. Of course, it fairly could be a Kalashnikov, but it may well be a traumatic gun. It happened more often under the previous Government, and I hope very much that those times are in the past.

I think I will try to write another post about that and not betray my sense of humor ( or sarcasm ;o) )
I had a day odd yesterday as I wrote this post, so today is a real start of week ))) Thank you and have a great day!

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Haha, I remember we were in Užhorod once and decided to drive along the countryside a bit not to be "stuck" in the city all the time. Anyway, we had to return after few kilometers, because our car wasn't handling the potholes.. the others seemed to handle it well + they drove muuch faster than us.. I wonder how could they do that :D Ukrainian superpower, I guess

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Hahaha ))) Yes, I will write one more post about that - I feel like it is an endless theme for trolling )

I remember my first car, and how we decided to spend a week or so in Uzhgorod region. In the end, we manage to drive to the next region and stayed there for a 4 days waiting when our car was fixed and we could continue our way back to Kyiv. On the way back we also found our that air conditioner doesn't work (its tube was broken because on one of the potholes) . It was the middle of a sunny day in June, and it felt like a hell road....

Now, I am more adapted or prepared to such situations, but after that we traveled there only with guided tours on their vehicles, and even then I felt very sorry for the driver

lovely photos @zirochka!

Thank you for a visit :)

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Howdy there zirochka! haha, this is very funny. I would ultimately take your advice and hire a local driver! That is a wild place to drive over there. lol. stay safe!

Thank you! )) Glad you have had fun ))

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Lovely photos and some great advise not just for there but for many places

Thank you so much for your kind words ) Yes, I can suppose it will works now only for Ukraine. I just want to make our living here better

Understandable you want to make things better there and hope it does get better

Thank you!!

Most welcome 👍😎

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