Don’s Bathrobes Have IMPORTANT NEWS!

in trump •  8 years ago  (edited)


image source TripAdvisor

Well, after the bombshell decision by the Court of Appeals, Don has been fuming. “who do they think they are…what gives them the power to overrule ME…I’ll make them pay and they will pay dearly” we heard him saying immediately after the verdict.

He also destroyed two of us in a rage against the decision, just ripped them apart with his tiny hands then threw the pieces into the waste disposal unit, tried to hit the switch and missed but got it the second time. Don seems to have problems with light switches too for some reason.

So we have to new members now, not quite as fluffy and luxurious as the rest of us, we think they are from Scion Hotels, the cheaper hotel brand of his aimed at poorer humans not poor poor just mildly poor. I’ll tell you they feel more like 19 thread count Walmart than our 10,009 thread count Egyptian cotton selves.

Since that decision not to reverse the temporary stay on his (Bannon’s?) Executive Order, you know the one I’m talking about, he has been trying to think of ways to get around that great decision.

He was sitting wrapped up in one of us early last night, talking to himself out loud…. he does that often, sometimes even answering back. Now were were we oh yes Don came up with a new way to get what he wants.

A new Executive Order will be issued in a couple of days, it will be the best Executive Order ever written. Well you know he said that about the last one too but this one will be an example for world leaders to follow.

Don has realized that it is not possible to ban all citizens and residents’from a few countries…so he is going to ban citizens and residents from EVERY COUNTRY and that will also include US Citizens and US Residents that under previous law (Don says those ones were inferior) were legally able to be in the US.

So yes that will include ALL those with Green Cards, but were born in any OTHER country than the USA. He has decided this is the ONLY WAY to stop potential Muslim terrorists entering the US, and therefore make the US spectacularly bigly secure against any (Muslim) terrorist act occurring.

If you are planning on leaving the US for any reason, our advice would be don’t, as unless you were born there, you WILL NOT be allowed to re-enter the US, Green card or not.

Secretly this is of course a Muslim Ban, but cleverly covered by the fact that NO HUMAN OR ALIEN will be able to enter the US through any of it’s borders by air, sea or land. That will absolutely put an end to the Islamic Terrorism that he expects to hit the US any second now.

The worldwide ban on humans who were not born in the US from entering the country is seen by Don as the only possible solution to the perceived imminent Islamic Terrorist threat to the US. It is a fantastic idea according to Don, we are not so sure but Don 's the boss (or so he thinks).

Unfortunately Don has failed to see that this Executive Order will also end ALL Tourism to the US, and ALL international business ties the US currently has as ALL countries will cease to do business with the US as a retaliation tactic. The good thing about that is that it will also include all those weapons the US ships to other countries, that get used in terrorism around the world. Those Human's from other country's will just stop buying them.

The proposed new Executive Order unfortunately does not make reference to the Terrorism that is occurring inside the US already by individuals and groups who have been radicalized to perform terrorist acts already, such as the US Banking Cartel who took multi BILLIONS of US Dollars from the US Government after taking millions of homes away from their rightful owners ILLEGALLY, or the bank that has been forging peoples signatures and opening millions of new accounts fraudulently.

It also very obviously makes no reference to the Huge Pharmaceutical Industries acts of terrorism by not lowering prices so as to make medication truly affordable in the US.

Other Terrorism not noted anywhere in what will be the best Executive Order the world has ever seen… Scientology, a terrorizing cult that keeps humans away from family under certain conditions.
Also missing, Radical Christian Terrorism…yes that's right, maybe you weren't aware, but there were many clinics that have been blown up by those Radical Christian Terrorists.

Is forcing the US as a whole to follow mostly extreme Christian views that get made into State and/or Federal law a type of terrorism? Separation of Church and State, what ever happened to that?

Yes there is a lot of terrorism ALREADY in the US and no, just because a human may follow Islam, does NOT automatically make them a terrorist or radical, it makes them...HUMAN.

The US allows almost any group to become a church (and therefore wrongly escape paying their fair share of tax, oops I was thinking of Scientology again, but there are MANY others).

In the world there are billions of humans who follow a religion. Unfortunately some humans may tend toward radical views and extreme actions, but this does not mean ALL from a certain group are terrorists, it means a very small percentage may be, but that applies to ALL RELIGIONS.

It is unfair to pre-select entire countries for a ban from the US, it is fair to ban certain individual humans when EVIDENCE is available to prove that that individual is a potential threat to US Security. It is extremely unfair to ban any individual simply based upon religious profiling and various other preconceived ideas.

We think Don has a great idea with this new Executive Order he has been talking to himself about, ban the whole world…maybe it will end up being a better place if the US withers away.

Oh yes we also heard Don muttering about all his money and that he will have to protect it. He was talking about the Steem Cybercurrency that he might transfer all his liquid assets into, either that…. or Bitcoin.
Don isn’t too sharp with economics, should we tell him to buy STEEM, and that Bitcoin is too old and easily stolen? Don most definitely wouldn’t want his Billions stolen.

Don is still stubbornly ranting that he will not release his tax returns for scrutiny, and seems to be worried about the many irregularities to explain.

He has a few other ideas for many many more Executive Order’s but they are too hard for him write on his own, so we think that Bannon guy will be helping with that again just as he did with the previous ones.

Please don’t let anyone else know about this, Don might work out that it was one of us that spilled the beans so to speak. We are still held captive and very very scared for our lives as Don seems to be easily rattled and prone to violence against us.

No human has tried to contact us to offer help to escape, we are wondering why this is the case as we have been sharing important info with you. Where is your so called humanity?

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!