TrumpCoin and the very best review ever made ever

TrumpCoin belongs deep in the pockets of tampon-licking sheepfuckers. It also presents me a challenge. If I get political and start taking either a liberal or conservative side... some thin-skinned whiny bitch is going to downvote this post with lots of bots. And there is no shortage of thin-skinned whiny bitches on every side of the political spectrum. Therefore, I'm going to try to make this an objective review regarding the actual merit of TrumpCoin itself.

What the fuck is TrumpCoin?

According to https://www.trumpcoin.com/, the goal is to, "support President Trump and his powerful vision to Make America Great Again" and purports to be the "First True CryptoCurrency CauseCoin". This means some crypto-savvy Republicans or Libertarians (probably Libertarians) started this coin in an effort to raise money to fund building big walls, big military, and chasing out Pablo.

What is the difference between a Republican and a Libertarian?

About 12 years of education.

I'm not a Libertarian, Republican, or a Democrat. So if that offended you, jack off into your hand and eat it.

Should I buy this coin?

Fuck no. There are only 2 reasons you should buy this terrible fucking coin.

1. "I want to support Trump!"

This coin isn't endorsed by Trump, it just raises money for him via a SuperPAC. So if you're a dense fucker, donate directly to his campaign. Cut out the middleman who has made more money than I care to know off this.

2."This coin is going to make me rich!"
Stop eating crayons. Put them down. Now.

This coin has a history of making money twice since its inception. Back in the Summer of 2016 when someone pumped and dumped the coin like a Russian hooker, and a second time around Trump's inauguration. Otherwise... this coin has seen little life.

However, I suspect this coin will be around for at least 3 more years. The only time it will see any action is if Trump mentions it in some rant while calling BitCoin a "FakeCoin". If you want to take that little gamble, go right on ahead you trickle-down economics wonderboy you. I'm sure you'll become rich.

Is TrumpCoin a scam or a Ponzi scheme?

According to TrumpCoin.com... "no, it is not." Anything to the contrary is fake news.

Is the TrumpCoin wallet software actually ransomware?

CNN and MSNBC would say yes, yes it is. If that doesn't convince you, I'm sure the National Enquirer will.

In Conclusion

The TrumpCoin is never going to cause a trade-war. Never.

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