Jimmy Fallon on Trump's Temperament
"Donald Trump was actually describing himself in an interview this week and said that his strongest suit is his temperament. Although sadly, even that suit is made in China." –Jimmy Fallon
Conan O'Brien on Trump's Deportation Task Force
"Last night, Donald Trump said if he's elected, he will employ a 'deportation task force.' It's not really necessary, because if he's elected most people will probably leave voluntarily." –Conan O'Brien
Jimmy Fallon on Trump and Vacations
"The Boston Globe just reported that according to his campaign staff, Donald Trump wouldn't take any vacations as president. I think that's because he has offended so many other countries he can't leave this one." –Jimmy Fallon
Stephen Colbert on Russia Hacking the DNC
"While they were in the DNC cyber matrix, the Russians apparently stole opposition research on Donald Trump. Russia, what are you doing? If you want damaging information about Donald Trump, just wait for him to talk." –Stephen Colbert
Conan O'Brien on Trump Losing
"Yesterday, Donald Trump said, 'If I lose, I don't think you'll ever see me again.' So finally, a Trump campaign slogan we can all get behind." –Conan O'Brien
Seth Meyers on Trump the Racist
"A protester had to be escorted out of a Donald Trump rally last night for yelling, 'Trump's a racist.' The protester was removed because the Trump campaign has that phrase copyrighted." –Seth Meyers
Conan O'Brien on Who Created Trump
"Republicans are blaming President Obama for creating Donald Trump. While others say he was created in a lab when a young real estate developer was bitten by a radioactive douchebag." –Conan O'Brie
The Best Donald Trump Jokes
note: these are not mine, these were found on the internet. i used these because if they make me laugh i hoped they would make you guys and girls.
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Unfortunately I do not know but if I knew one I would grab him at the pussy :P
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Hahaha best joke ever
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Son chistes muy malos.
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