RE: Introducing the Tessie diet. Lose 80 lbs of ugly fat in the next month

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Introducing the Tessie diet. Lose 80 lbs of ugly fat in the next month

in tsla •  7 years ago 

Crap! Literaly! Tessie just dropped 6 lbs in like 5 minutes but anyone who figgerd it was just her taking a shit...you was correct. Tessie just shit out a weeks worth of lunches at noon...or shortly thereafter. Tessie 280 here we come though. I will post photos of Tessie's progress naturally. Here's her at the birthday bash I threw for her on Sat. Yes, there were 5 birthday cakes at this party so Tessie didn't eat them all.

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=Stock&symb=tsla&x=44&y=10&time=2&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11

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lmaoo

7/31/17 update: Ok, Tessie, easy girl. She's trying to chew her way through the chain I got her tied up with, peeps. I think I will let her lose to go grab a snack here at 322.50. 22.50lbs in a few days isn't bad...altho it was all body fluid weight. Tessie sweats a half gallon per hour you know. Well, I bet you didn't know that. :-)

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=Stock&symb=tsla&x=32&y=10&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11

I'll be back for you Tessie. Get back up to 340+ lbs and next time you STAY "shackled." :-)

8/2/17 update: This outta be fun. @cantfightthefed decided he wanted to take over with Tessie whilst I work on Oprah. She's all yours at 350 lbs, clown. Let's see if I kick your ass with Tessie like I will mano vs clown with GOOGL. :-)

just covered 100 tessie in PM at 346 for a quick $400 not bad pay for 8 hrs sleep

For you it's a BLOCKBUSTER trade. :-)

Btw, please make note that your best trades happen when you are asleep. :-)

yep beating your ass with my eyes closed

You forgot to add >>> "...and my finger up my ass."

Oprah just beat your skinny white ass down. Sorry for the ass beating you taking.

Nooobody beats my ass. You wanna try? My short entry on WTW was at 35.10. How much do you want to bet I exit that trade with a gain, chikin shit?

Dummass: "How's that SLV short working?" reply: DUMMASS!! LOL