When the platform is busted I like to feed my head to the shark and hope you can't do anything about it. I'm not going to lie. I am pretty much addicted to this shit.
What happens at the end when you try to erase it from your face? That's the big question!
If you put it in the oven it gets soft but if you feed it to the shark, it will stick to the plate like a hotdog in molasses. Now, it has to be in the oven a little while longer to soften because it is so fucking hard. Then if you add a bit of fish salad into the sandwich and take it out it will come out okay but it really needs the shark to do the hard work to come off.
They always need the shark..Then it falls apart and I'm like "fuck this shit. I'm done" and I eat the whole thing. See nothing makes sense without steem!
I did some whale watching and prayed to the flag God's my flag mana was 100%
That's what I did for 18 hours. What did you do? 
I sat in front of my computer with my Steemit Feed open repeatedly clicking on reload current page.
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Omg i tried so hard to avoid that but addictions a bitch!!!
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Are we there yet new steem? Are we there yet any steem? Repeat ad nauseam
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Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by boat or train. It's far, far away — behind the moon — beyond the rain —
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For this ecosystem I think it must be here
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Lol I also did that but with partiko esteem and steempeak in rotation.. I felt like lying about and making up this post that was in actuality 97% written by my AI friend as I wasn't entirely sure it would work and I'm pretty positive the pal people aren't exactly fans of mine.. 😂 So it didn't feel right using their front end.. Nothing against the community from my end and I spent a good bit of time making new steem is like jokes in the pal discord.. Stuff that I can't write here for the most part.. Some are safe like new steem is like when your cat shits next to the litter box and tries to cover it.. Or new steem is like ordering a steak well done with ketchup.. Newsteem is like when your girlfriend tells you she was born a Steve not Stephanie.. Newsteem is like a meth head that hasn't smoked in three hours saying they're staying clean for their unborn baby. Newsteem is like when you turn it on and off and it catches on fire while it's off. newsteem is like a dumpster fire that puts itself out because it doesn't see the point anymore. Newsteem is like a unicorn you can't prove it exists but you also can't prove it doesn't.. Newsteem is like watering a plastic plant... New steem is like when your girlfriend tells you it's not your baby it's your brothers and they are already 18.. New steem is like smoking weed but not inhaling...
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8 hours ago? Only Steem insiders gotta post at that hour.
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I'm so inside I can't find my way out haha
Honestly, I made this ridiculous post just to prove that I have acquired the status of "in the know". It's time stamped proof of being at the right place at the right time, I was just lucky that's all I really know 🤗
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