I am soooo jealous of people with iron-rich blood. I'm not the kind of vampire that got bit by a bat in the pale moonlight. Nope.... I'm the kind that was born with fangs! You think vampires need healthy red blood cells to live? Of course not! They just need to find a new source of energy!
For @mineopoly,
here is the little Halloween tale that you requested!!
Vampire "Vittles"
"Time for dinner, Dreemie!"
"Mama, I don't wanna eat."
"Don't be daft, my darling.
You'll waste away! Come eat!"
"Potatoes only for my plate!
Perhaps a nice red beet!"
Don't try to run for cover.
Her thirst can't be denied
She only wants your chocolate
Just make sure she's supplied!
Chocolate! Can't hear that word without thinking of Sloth & Chunk in the Goonies.
It's one thing that brings out the monster in all of us. Mind you, it sounds like it keeps your monster at bay! So keep eating & drinking chocolate, Dreemie. And no biting the hand that feeds you. :)
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hehehehehehe babyyyyyyyyyyyy RUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH?
LOLOLOLOL We were just talking about that the other day with Goonies hahahahaha
oh and i just saw this is with WW account but you know its Dreemie ;)
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No. I said No! Mine! Keep your sticky mitts off the chocolate {dreemie & kiwi pulling the chocolate back and forth between them}
Just got the results of my blood tests from last week. I actually have too much iron - well, too much ferritin. Couldn't figure out why. But now I know, it's the damn chocolate. Here, you can have it. Hide it away for the next 16 days...
Did I tell you I'm gearing up for a 3 days water fast next week?
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i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed your ferritin!!!!!!!!!!!!! my fangs have grown an inch since you said that LOL
i have no ferritin. no iron. no hemoglobin (and when i say none.... i mean... "how am I still alive" amounts?)
gosh - wouldn't that be nice.... but!!!! @youhavewings and I were talking the other day and I'm gonna do an experiment hehehehe
let's see what happens :)
and yes - i heard that! girl i think i'm on day 9? i'm so far behind in updating - but i hope today i can update. but i forgot about a trip i'm taking next week!!!! so i can't do the full 20. have to cut it down to 15 i think :(
but maybe when i get back - i'll finish back up with a 3 day water fast!
(gah. just saw this is with WW account. you know this is me LOL)
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Love love LOVE- that made me laugh so hard- absolutely brilliant. You make a very fetching Bitmoji vampire by the way ;)
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hehehehehe thank you!!!!! I thought Dreemievamp was pretty cute too! LOLOL (formatting took an hour!) but i think it was worth it in the end!
one thing scratched off my list. a billion to go. This is what i get for taking the day off yesterday. hehehehehe
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You brought my roof down with laughing at this! You're such a funny vampire and sooo talented poet.
Here's a hot drink to your health and high supply!
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hahahahaha so glad you enjoyed it!!! LOLOL
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awesome format.Love the use of bitmoji. It makes me laugh reminding my childhood when my mom used to give me meal and i denied all the time. brilliant job my dear friend..
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hehehehehe i'm so glad you enjoyed!!! LOL i really had so much fun doing it!
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So creative, @dreemsteem ;) I wish I could send you lots and lots of chocolate!
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but our HA and FA experiment - that will be good!!! i can feeeeeeel it :)
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Oh wouldn't that be so amazing?!!! I would love an updated post with that good news ;) Fingers crossed!
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Hmm... I guess we are going by Adventure Time rules then, where vampires can survive on things besides blood. Okay then.
Neat little story.
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hahahahaha i had no idea LOL my kids loved that show - until i sat down and watched one episode with them.
Just happened to be an episode where there was a "7 mintes of heaven" in the closet with 2 characters?
I was like. annnnnnnnnnnnnd we're done with this show.
they were so mad - they said it was one of their favorite shows. oh well. sorry but making out in a closet on cartoons? geez.
the only thing that i do remember keeping from that show is the song they used to sing...
Bacon pancakes makin bacon pancakes..
take some bacon and i put it in a pancake
bacon pancakes that's what i wanna make
bacon pancaaaaaaaaaaaaakes
LOLOLOLOL
but - i am a vampire. and i don't need blood (well, my cells are all shriveled so... somehow i'm surviving) i figure it must be all the chocolate???
ughhhhhhhhhhhh when am i going to stop commenting with the WW account?!?!?! whennnnnn
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Adventure time is a weird show for me, because it started out as mostly non sequitur brand humor, and I mostly enjoyed it. But as they built more continuity and larger story arcs, I feel like the show lost something. It must have been the writing and tone, because I normally enjoy having continuity in tv shows.
You are correct that there are a couple... questionable parts. But I think adult humor of some fashion is hidden and sprinkled in most cartoons nowadays if you look for it, partially to just give the adults watching the show with their kids some laughs.
But last I saw of it, Adventure Time is, at the very least, nowhere near as bad as Steven Universe when it comes to introducing content and concepts that are NOT meant for children.
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I love the beet and the bunny. It all sounds so tasty for a Halloween. I had a good laugh and now I will
SCREEEAM!!!!!!!!
Happy Halloween
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