My day went well. I was bored at home because there was no NEPA light in my street so I went to visit my friend Anita thinking I could see a movie in her place because there's constant power supply in her street but unfortunately I meet a black out there as well. She had a visitor too which is also my friend way back from high school. His name is Stanley and we made jokes about our our lives back in High school, hit at each other and talked about our different Schools of Tertiary Institution comparing one to the other, ofcourse everyone of us says our school is the best. After a while of discussing about our different schools, he told us about his career and how we'll its been favoring him. He's an upcoming comedian though and he showed us a video in his phone of a show he went for somewhere in Presidential hotel, Port Harcourt, Rivers State. From the beginning to the end of the video, myself and Anita couldn't stop laughing till we had tears running down from our eyes because it was damn too funny. Would have shared the video with you guys but I didn't leave the house with my android phone because of street thugs disturbing my area and Anita's phone was shut down due to low battery and no power supply. Some of the jokes in the video includes:
Girls will insult you with the slightest help they render to you. You make mistake and borrow matchstick from your female neighbour to light your stove this night then tomorrow when you start quarrelling you will hear her shouting telling the neighbours something like "see this foolish stupid boy that I've been feeding". You will just stand one side and start wondering " Did I eat the matchstick and I didn't know".
Girls can go out with #200 and come back with new clothes, new shoes, new bags and still have that #200 with them, what kind of magic is that?.
Why do girls feel embarrassed when their wig falls off? Do you think we believe it was your hair?
Before you talk to a beautiful girl, talk to her ugly friends first. They are the immigration officers.
My mum thinks I'm eating a mountain of rice but I just used the rice to cover my second and third chicken.
Girls that screams during sex gives birth to talkatives.
When your girlfriend says you're like a Father to me, please hide your wallet.
If father is the head of the family then what's the wife? The wife is the neck of the family which turns the head to anywhere.
I just want to love a broken soul and make her forhet all tbe pains shes been through and show here I there's still more out here.
It has been so long, I think my virginity is growing back.
Nigerian women will never apologize to you they will just sleep naked, you'll do the apologising yourself.
The way Zenith Bank ATM throws out card after withdrawing 2k is very disrespectful. I just picked mine from the floor yesterday.
Well these are the ones I can remember. Though it twice to share with you guys and make you all relax and laugh after today's stress at work. Hope I got to put smiles on your faces tonight.
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