- Semen ejaculates at 27 mph, making it illegal in school zones.
- Right before you vomit, your mouth fills with quite a bit of saliva, this normally happens like 30-45 seconds before. It does this to help pro-tect your mouth from the acids in the vomit. It’s also a good indicator that you are going to vomit. So if that happens to you find the near-est toilet, bush, or garbage can.
- When a pregnant woman suffers organ damage (such as a heart attack), the fetus sends stem cells to the damaged organ to help repair it.
- Humans are deuterostomes, meaning that the hole that became your mouth formed after the hole that became your anus. There was a point in your development where you were basically just an asshole.
- Your heart rate slows when your face touches water, it’s called the mammalian dive reflex.
- The inside of your cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of the vagina. Yes, it may have something to do with the popularity of blowjobs.
- The average person farts enough in 24 hours to fill a standard child’s balloon.
- At the onset of high stress, your blood thick-ens. This is to encourage clotting of blood in the case of a physical attack. This is often why stress contributes to heart attacks.
- The average boner uses about two table-spoons of blood to become erect, and about the same amount of blood is in a gerbil.
- You can always see your nose but your mind just ignores it.
- The tongue is the only muscle in the body ONLY connected at one end.
- There’s urea in the eye boogers you develop while sleeping. This basically means you pee from your eyes while you sleep.
- There’s actually a blind spot in your vision, but your brain fills it in.
- Pollen is essentially ‘plant sperm’. There-fore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I’ve concluded we’re all beinq raped by trees.
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