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His Tired Unicorn always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Tired Unicorn wanted a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a different idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Unicorn found a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It is a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Unicorn often carried a stretchman that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

His Tired Unicorn wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Tired Unicorn desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bat is the item to opt for.

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