Salty, Sweet, and Vinegar

in unintendedpoetry •  6 years ago 

Hope I didn’t turn too sour,
And scare ya off.

Tangle sour?
Never.
She’s far too sweet.
(so she claims.)

It’s like cooking.
All we need now,
Is somebody bitter.
Then we’d have all the tastebuds covered.

They’re a trio.
@negativer is salty,
@tanglebranch is sweet,
And @aksounder is sour.

Neg has him craving salt and vinegar chips.
So now aksounder is vinegar.

They’d make a tasty snack.
Wait.

“Cannibalism.”
Says negativer.
Cannibalism is definitely the answer.
Let’s do it!

That’s the only time I’ve seen negativer excited.

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Awesome! I'd love to fully understand the background of this hahaha

lol so do I! I have no idea where that conversation came from

Lololol this is so great!

We really do need someone bitter though. A world-weary sort. Probably with sideburns. Theyd have to be old too. At least 70.

sets up application desk

Any takers, hmm? Free cookies!

I don't think @damianjayclay would appreciate me signing him up. lolol

Too bad he's too sweet.

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