Uraniumfuture Newsflash - Harmony Explorer Report - Black Friday

This is Cpt. Hibiki speaking. Due to a faulty setting in the Harmony Explorer plasma flux regulator, which prepares the Uranium for the hydrazine injection, two of our Explorers got lost into space.

Thanks to Dr. Yoichi, no life was lost, as we did not announce till now, the Harmony Explorer is an unmanned ship. All is controlled by our AI Assitant, Nikka.

Nikka has been proven very reliable. The meltdown was detected 2 seconds before it happened and data was sent accordingly.

It was a Black Friday for the Uraniumfuture Co., but it might a radiant day for the future of mankind, as with the received data we can improve our technology to provide you with even more of the craved top-notch uranium.

F_{rom the radioactive ashes of what once was Earth, a new high tech breed of human emanated like a radiant Phoenix, rising stronger, faster and more intelligent than our kind ever was before. Equipped with the technology that once caused mankind's downfall, Uranium mining became our future, the Uraniumfuture!}

More and more of our tireless colonists count on our fine Uranium as an indispensible source for their endeavours in space. We, the Uraniumfuture Consortium came to the ones in need. We are proud to serve our customers as The Galaxy's Number One Supplier of Top Grade Uranium, spearheading expansion of mankind to the stars and beyond.