Bet You Can't Match My Shortest Vacation Stay

You might have cut some of your vacations short because you weren't enjoying them. But I'll bet you never stayed just 15 minutes, as my wife and I did last Sunday.

PLACE LOOKED GREAT ON WEB SITE
Oh sure, the place looked great on the Web site of Cabins of the Smoky Mountains. Taught me how unreliable color photography can be.

Even had a catchy name, "Almost Bearadise."

WHY WE CRANKED THE CAR BEFORE THE ENGINE HAD COOLED
This story could be a long one, yet I will just let three photos do my talking.

Here's the screen that should be protecting us from insects while we sat on the cabin porch:

Not only could mosquitoes get to us, I believe a buzzard could have come in.

Now for the year's worth of dust on the bottom of the refrigerator:

As for the furniture, look at the downstairs sofa:

Yep, we were gone in a mere 15 minutes.

GOOFY OFFER
When I returned home to Gainesville, Georgia and wrote the manager a complaint letter, one of the reps called to tell me they'd give me only a token of what I paid as a refund--truly a laughable token.

Yet the biggest chuckle came when she said, "I'll e-mail you a statement that you'll have a 20% discount next time you book one of our cabins."

As you'd predict, I replied: "Don't bother sending the discount offer. You can be sure we won't be back."

LEVEL OF CUSTOMER CARE
I have taught many Customer Care seminars, and will continue to. Next time I do that for a corporation, I will describe this botched vacation as a prime example of how not to treat customers.

Oh, consider another reflection of this company's approach: If you book a cabin, you can't get a refund unless they can fill the cabin occupancy you'd create. No exceptions, even for weather, family emergencies, or death! (None of which you planned, of course.)

Wow!

Exception: If you booked more than thirty days ago, you could reschedule later (reschedule, not get a refund). That is, after your family had recovered from hurricane Irma, the Las Vegas shooting, or whatever else prompted your "no show."

DON'T VACATION THERE
Obviously, I highly recommend that you avoid Cabins of the Smoky Mountains. On their Web site you can read my complaint, and other strong ones.

True, the card that welcomes you to your cabin promises,

Our goal is Total Customer Satisfaction.

If so, in football terms they have 99 yards to go before they score.

COMMENT ABOUT YOUR SHORTEST VACATION EVER
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I'll welcome your comments--now!

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Cabin photo came from Pixabay.